36 Oakland, United States
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My self-summary
I am not looking for anything more then friends, either with or without benefits. I am just figuring shit out, but I am tons of fun.

I have now lived in the Bay Area longer than I have lived any other single place. So I am the non native loyal son.

Though my area of Bay Area studies is the ins and out of the Beast (Remember kids East Bay is just pig Latin for beast).
What I’m doing with my life
Living in Oakland. Brewery-ing in San Leandro. Drinking at your moms place. She is totally sweet!
I’m really good at
Judging ABV's of beer by taste.

I am awesome at growing a beard. It totally comes naturally!

And fucking obscure bits of trivia. I mean it just spills from my mouth like Rainman sometimes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am a soulless ginger or that I am huge. Often my tattoos as well. I'm pretty crass. As I am a fan of the "bad" words
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have soft spot for fiction and pop culture since I read a lot of historical texts. I also enjoy essays, historiographical books, classic literature, really anything that is well written. Some authors I am rather particular to include, Brett Easton Ellis,Chuck Klosterman, Chuck Palahniuk, Marcus Aurelius, Stephen Brust, Steven Pressfield,Brad Warner, Herodotus, H.P. Lovecraft, Ian Flemming, Tim Robbins, Douglas Adams, George RR Martin, Terry Pratchet, Neil Stephenson, Cicero. Charles Stross, Ernest Cline, just to name a few.

I love Horror, comedy, suspenseful drama, thrillers, and 80's movies. Directors I like include,but not limited to, Wes Anderson, Coen Brothers, Wes Craven, Mario Bava, Sergei Eisenstein, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Jon Favreau, Akira Kurosawa, Jon Hughes. Really anything of substantial talent. However that does not always hold true IE Rutger Hauer and Billiy Zane. Hell, I even like their films. I dig Bond films. Even though that kinda makes me feel a little (I am not happy about this) misogynistic... I mean come on. Have you ever seen a pre 2000CE Bond film? If so you get my drift.

I love TV shows. However I don't watch regular TV, I Hulu and Netflix the shows I like. The Venture Bros, Metalocalypse, The League, Archer, Squidbillies, Community, The IT Crowd and Psych are on the top of my list at the moment.

Older shows I like include the Invader ZIM!, Young Ones, Defying Gravity, Spaced,The IT Crowd, Kids in The Hall, Tour of Duty, Liquid Television,Hyper Drive, The State, Twin Peaks, Cop Rock (I kid, I kid. it just aired right after Twin Peaks when it originally aired. worst pairing ever), The Prisoner. Things to but not limited to things like that.

I am a fan of music.
Right now I am listening to a lot of CCR, Cypress Hill, Old Metallica, Ok Go, Devo, David Bowie,Slim Cessna's Auto Club, Elliot Smith, The Sisters Of Mercy, Cake, Richard Cheese, The Cars, Interpol, Christian Death, She Wants Revenge, Joy Division, Testament, Old Crow Medicine Show. Ella Fitzgerald, Bad Company, Girl Talk, Killing Joke, TMBG, Louis Armstrong, Johnny Cash (Always in rotation) The Misfits, The Ink Spots, Frank Sinatra, The Pixies (again always in play), Iron Maiden, The Calamity Cubes!, Deep Chatham, and Fitz & Tantrums

Japanese, Thai, German, Hawaiian round out my favorite foods but I just enjoy something tasty.
The six things I could never do without
Vietnamese Sandwiches/ Katsu
Tasty Beers
Time with friends
Das Ganja
Your mom
Sweet sweet booty.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Beer. Sex. Tasty snacks. Mild to extreme kink. Do I really need to eat that tasty snack?
This song
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love me some Hall & Oates.

Currently its my day off. I know it probably won't be while you read this but none the less here we go. But I walked three miles, smoked some hash, had a great stout. I have a rocking 80's playlist going on currently its Princes, When Doves Cry, and I just put Flash Gordon on the TV lookity box. And I feel pretty geat about this day. Mind you days like therse are rare. But damn it they rule!
You should message me if
... think we might get along like, a house on fire.
... maybe you want to set a house on fire? No.. that's a bad idea.
... You think we would have fun together
... You want to talk about/drink beer.
... You want to talk, you know in general.