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My self-summary
I just accepted a job in Austin.

Had been in the Northwest for 20 years.

Any guys out there want to grab a drink together? That's really a metaphor (synecdoche if you will) for meeting and seeing if we get along.

I play games like a good nerd, do comedy, and write. I even know how to hypnotize people.

I never seem to have enough time for everything but that can be a good thing.

My passions are in the comedy that I do. Improv, standup, essay writing.

I am open, honest, and direct. And I am willing to hear what you have to say.
What I’m doing with my life
I just accepted a job as a Technical Product Manager. It's my first time doing that. So here we go! But I like to squeeze in comedy performance as well. One pays the bills the other makes me sane.
I’m really good at
Streets of Rage 2 and Improv.
The first things people usually notice about me
My self deprecating and cynical personality. If you can handle that we'll get along great!

Or maybe they notice my glasses first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Magnolia and Deathtrap are my favorite movies without question.

Books - "Natural Capitalism" and "Lord of the Flies". Don't they almost seem like the same book?
Six things I could never do without
Video games, friends, movies, improv, corn dogs, music.

Man... I love a good corn dog.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The nature of the universe and evolution. I also think about improv, playing games, and a lot of self evaluation to be better.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing board games with friends.
Seeing a movie. I used to write movie reviews for a website.
Or just going out and having fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate it when people ask where I'm from because I moved so much as a kid I don't have a childhood home. So when people ask me that I have to actively stifle my reaction.
You should message me if
You think you can handle it.
The two of us