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My self-summary
Whatever I do, I do it 100%. This causes me to be honest to a fault, wear my heart on my sleeve, trust people too much, and care too deeply about things that don't necessarily effect my own life. It also means I put tremendous thought into everything I do in life because I can't afford to put my all into something that isn't worth it.

I tell people I'm like an M&M. Hard on the outside, soft and sweet on the inside. Guess its my way of sugar coating(see what I did there) the fact that I can be a hard ass but really underneath it all I'm a nice guy who doesn't want to get taken advantage of or hurt.

In the grand scheme of things, I would love to love and to be loved back, but I'm equally content having a good time and enjoying the search. If you like what you've read I would be glad to get to know you. If not, I wish the best of luck and the utmost happiness in whatever life has in store for you.
What I’m doing with my life
Today represents about 85% of my life: Got three kids ready for school; worked 9 hours; took said children grocery shopping; supervised the clean up crew(kids); cooked fettuccini and chicken with garlic bread and salad; finished the clean up; handled story time; and put children to bed.

The other 15% goes by so fast, I just try to make the most of it and make it count.
I’m really good at
Tricking my 5 year old into bad trades on Monopoly night. And don't give me that look. If I don't, my 9 year old will kick my ass. He's a shrewd business man.
The first things people usually notice about me
How blue my eyes are. They kinda look like a wavy pool...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Rich Dad Poor Dad, Rich Dads Prophecy, Ten Things to Know Before You Quit Your Job, Cash Flow Quadrant, The Richest Man in Babylon, etc

TV: How I Met Your Mother, Seinfeild, Lost, Psych, Lie To Me, NCIS Los Angeles, Mad Men, Archer, Breaking Bad, Workaholics, Rescue Me, and lots and lots of football...

Movies: I love movies. Pirates of The Caribbean series is my favorite franchise ever. Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus is up there as well as movies like Catch Me if You Can, Inception, Alice in Wonderland, Pulp Fiction, Blow, Natural Born Killers, Cars, Robots, all the Toy Story movies, Sweeney Todd, Forest Gump... This list will never end haha

Food: It is so much faster to just list things I won't eat or don't like.... Spinach, asparagus, mushrooms, warm tomatoes, and anything drenched in marinara sauce. I love seafood and pizza and will eat almost anything once...
Six things I could never do without
My kids. They make me a better man.
My family
My iPhone(Siri organizes my whole life. I love her. I would say you're facing serious competition, but Siri always seems to reject my advances)
Food. (Don't let the small frame fool you. Last week I ate a burrito bigger than my forearm)
Food. (This isn't an accident. I'm so serious about food it's on here twice)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How my kids are genuinely happy about everything. I gave two of my boys toilet paper one year for Christmas in place of a gift they snuck into. Their reaction? To dance around and chant "Santa gave me toilet paper!! Santa gave me toilet paper!!".
On a typical Friday night I am
Who has typical Friday nights? Last Friday, I was walking down the the street, and a guy rolled up beside me to offer me candy. It's candy, so of course I took it, who wouldn't? Next thing I know I wake up in the trunk of a car in damn New Jersey. What's worse is there's a battery wired to my jiggly bits. A lot of things were running through my mind at that point, and not a single thought included "How typical..."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm just a real good, solid wizard everybody.
You should message me if
You actually want to see where things go and not just text forever.
The two of us