-I'm quick witted
-I'm a combination of a nerd and jock, most people just call me a jerk
-I'm an absolute night owl
-Mr. Rogers and my Dad are my 2 heros
-I drive a drug dealer car
-I don't drink alcohol
-I enjoy most sports, football and hockey being the peak of the list
-I know how to sew, cook, and clean
-Anything can be made better by putting bacon on it. Anything.
-I lost a bet and will have to name my first born son 'Optimus Prime'
-I can disassemble anything
-I have a 40% chance of being able to put it back together
-I would never lie to someone I wouldn't want to lie to me
-I've kissed a black widow spider
-I donate blood every chance I can
I'm a big old nerd, and like lots of nerdy things like science, sci-fi, computers, fancy book learning and the like.
I'm also a big old jock and like jock-y things like sports and cars.
I work at a fast growing chemical plant, making the coolest shit on the planet. I love my job and wouldn't want to do anything else. They can have their lab coat and safety glasses back when they pry them from my cold dead hands.
-Making obscure references
-Making terrible puns
-Saying anything with a straight face
-Embarrassing people in public
More than likey it's my ginormous head.
My bookshelf ranges from classics, to graphic novels, to theoretical physics.
My Hulu queue is longer than my... Well let's just say it's long. Currently working on Doctor Who and The Amazing Race.
Music: Anything not Country and not Nickleback
A Chipotle within 10 miles
-You have a pulse (negotiable)