32 Astoria, United States
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My self-summary
I am a cisgendered heterosexual (gentle)man, feminist, GGG*, poly and kink friendly, atheist** chameleon of the underground scenes (with strong punk rock roots)! I'm a college-educated DIY artist. My life is an orgy of awesome.

*I pretty much agree with most everything Dan Savage says.
What I’m doing with my life
I work and play in the realms of music, video and photo which leads me to many interesting places doing cool projects with awesome people. I do freelance multi-media content production while pursuing my passion projects :< shameless plug>< /shameless plug>
I’m really good at
Super Mario Kart as Yoshi.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Phantom of the Opera

The World/Inferno Friendship Society, GWAR, Nirvana, NIN, Deadsy, Buckethead, (certain eras of) Weezer and Smashing Pumpkins, Sleeper, Janet, Madonna, Bile, GASH, Misfits and other anomalies of music.

TV: Always watching Daily/Nightly, @midnight, Broad City, Got Ham, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Empire, House of Cards, etc.
Classics: Californiacation, Weeds, every bad dating show ever (bring back Singled Out!)

Update: Naked Dating is back! Yes!

Movies: PCU, Mystery Date, Detroit Rock City, SLC Punk!, 70s exploitation and horror, 80's b-horror, other horror (Wes Craven, Evil Dead, Feast, etc), John Hughes and other 80s comedies. Cult classics (Forbidden Zone, Clerks, Orgasmo). Stuff like that.

Chicken wings!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...being a teen and never ever thinking that record stores and rock music would become extinct. Am I a bitter old man now?

The Cloververse.
You should message me if
Just do it!

you also agree with almost everything Dan Savage says

you would gladly go to a GWAR show.

you are a realist who can break down cultural and societal norms and form your own opinions based on facts and experience instead.

you are a dreamer and a creator

you made it this far and are at least curious. Better you message me because I don't get a response about 1/100 messages I send on here and it makes me feel super unappealing even though I know I'm fucking awesome.

you want to watch The Babadook because I bought it on blu-ray and have been waiting for a perfect dark night and the right company to watch it with.

Update: I finally watched Babadook and it was great but I would watch it again if you want!