37Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I make things--- .
I like to leave the city for weekend trips when possible... preferably to places with trees and less pollution.
The Metropolitan Museum of Art is my favorite place in the city. I consider it a second home. A home with mummies and armor.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an artist. I mostly make paintings. I have a dog named Auggie. He is a mini pinscher and a rescue. He enjoys chasing my cat, gazing into the middle distance, and commodity speculation. Oh yea I also have a cat... he's a sociopath and fantasizes about eating my corpse.

I prefer meeting in person sooner rather than later. It is the only way to see if we have any chemistry.
I’m really good at
Making fun of things I'm doing while I'm doing them.
Drawing/ painting realistically.
Leaving my phone at home by accident or leaving it in some random location.
I have a talent for unintentionally stepping on squeaky dog toys and waking my dog up. Seriously I'm so good at it.
Drifting aimlessly through the void of the Internet.
The first things people usually notice about me
My dimples chin and sparkling wit... which emanates from my dimpled chin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I could list what I'm into here but I'd really rather talk about it in person. It's more fun that way.
Six things I could never do without
art supplies
internet / tech ( I'm sort of a geek )
animals (dogs are at the top of this category right above that elephant that paints elephants.)
caffeine ( I love/hate you but please never leave me.)
sleep masks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Politics and the troubling state of our country. If you're a conservative then I'm sorry there is no room at the inn.
What my dog is thinking about and how he became so skilled at manipulating me. What kind of car my cat is building under my bed ( my current speculation is a dune buggy)... And Art. I think about art a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working in the studio, going to openings, getting drinks with friends, if I stay in I read or watch netflix, hulu, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sometimes sit on a ball filled with air. I also exercise with this ball. Its crazy. I found one dumbbell on the street so one of my arms is extremely muscular in comparison to the other. It's like a Robo arm.
You should message me if
If you think meeting people is about learning... and you want to actually meet in person. You only find out if you really click with someone irl.
You can tell me about books, films, history, art, or music I'm unfamiliar with.
The two of us