I'm funny and I can make sitting on a porch with nothing to do funnier then any movie or act you will ever see. + 5
I can get incredibly bored easily, even SQUIRREL! -5
I like to drive my car way to fast + 100
I'm not that great of a driver -100
I'm compact with makes me not require a lot and therefore I'm green just by existing +100
I will not buy anything from the top shelf of the super market on principle -100
I know kung fu +100
I'm not very good at said kung fu -100
I run for long periods of time often +100
Why? - 100
I have stood on stage in front of a packed house and totally forgot what I was going to say +100
I have stood on stage in front of a packed house and remember what I was going to say –100
I love to write + 125
No one is allowed to read what I write. Stop reading. -125
I love to make funny short films +100
Those are also not for viewing -100
I'm incredibly humble +100
Well being god damn epic -100
If I tell you I'll do something I'll do it +100
I'm not going to tell you I'm going to do something without it requiring infernal contractual work that would make the devil envious. - 100
Thats not to true I don't care enough to keep track of that many plot threads + 100
What the hell am I babbling about –100
I like to share information on the things I'm passionate about +10.
That is typically computer related -10.
I'm good at improv +100
I script my improv -100
So I equal = 0 points.
I must have forgotten to carry a one or something.
Using my made up figures that puts me ahead of everyone else who usually seem to hover around -1 points. I am the victor. You can't argue with math!
Making my friends smile.
Running really far for no good reason.
I'm a really awesome uncle.
movies = I'm a sucker for older comedies, and dark humor films, I'll watch any comic book movie at least once, Thor friday!
shows = Animated = Archer, Comedy = Community, Drama=none to serious for me, reality = anything with cooking
food = Italian food and classic american. I recently discovered how awesome indian food is.
running along the beach in Santa Barbara
Computer programming I can't imagine what I would do for a living if it wasn't around.
Comedy, without a good laugh I don't really see the point of most things.
Change as great as things are I always love a awesome surprise.