37Santa Barbara, United States
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My self-summary
Here is the simple Math

I'm funny and I can make sitting on a porch with nothing to do funnier then any movie or act you will ever see. + 5
I can get incredibly bored easily, even SQUIRREL! -5
I like to drive my car way to fast + 100
I'm not that great of a driver -100
I'm compact with makes me not require a lot and therefore I'm green just by existing +100
I will not buy anything from the top shelf of the super market on principle -100
I know kung fu +100
I'm not very good at said kung fu -100
I run for long periods of time often +100
Why? - 100
I have stood on stage in front of a packed house and totally forgot what I was going to say +100
I have stood on stage in front of a packed house and remember what I was going to say –100
I love to write + 125
No one is allowed to read what I write. Stop reading. -125
I love to make funny short films +100
Those are also not for viewing -100
I'm incredibly humble +100
Well being god damn epic -100
If I tell you I'll do something I'll do it +100
I'm not going to tell you I'm going to do something without it requiring infernal contractual work that would make the devil envious. - 100
Thats not to true I don't care enough to keep track of that many plot threads + 100
What the hell am I babbling about –100
I like to share information on the things I'm passionate about +10.
That is typically computer related -10.
I'm good at improv +100
I script my improv -100

So I equal = 0 points.
I must have forgotten to carry a one or something.

Using my made up figures that puts me ahead of everyone else who usually seem to hover around -1 points. I am the victor. You can't argue with math!
What I’m doing with my life
By day I'm a mild mannered software developer. Its a nice job, flexible hours plenty of time off and I'm really good at it. Mostly UI and warehousing. Pre morning I'm probably running around town. I like to get in at least three decent runs a week and I do one event every month. This year my tally is up to 2 tough mudders, 2 marathons, 4 halfs, a 30k and a 10k. I'm always looking for more running buddies. By night I'm probably taking an improv class, teaching a workshop or performing standup. We have two Thursday shows every week in Goleta right now check to see who is headlining! On the weekends i'm probably heading to L.A. For a class or workshop or helping film some type of internet short or just taking it easy and heading to a game night.
I’m really good at
My job.
Making my friends smile.
Running really far for no good reason.
I'm a really awesome uncle.
The first things people usually notice about me
My flowing locks of insane hair because I refuse to cut it for a very stubborn reason.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books = I couldn't really pick I have read so many over the years. I tend towards sci fi or fantasy and really like the older ones like "A Logic Named Joe".

movies = I'm a sucker for older comedies, and dark humor films, I'll watch any comic book movie at least once, Thor friday!

shows = Animated = Archer, Comedy = Community, Drama=none to serious for me, reality = anything with cooking

food = Italian food and classic american. I recently discovered how awesome indian food is.
Six things I could never do without
My family they are the best. I know everyone says that but I can prove it with science!
running along the beach in Santa Barbara
Computer programming I can't imagine what I would do for a living if it wasn't around.
Comedy, without a good laugh I don't really see the point of most things.
Change as great as things are I always love a awesome surprise.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Random what ifs, like what if gravity just flipped. Would I be apply to grab something before I was flung into space, and if I did how many other people would survive the flipocalypse and would we be able to forge a new flipped civilization or would humanity be doomed, how much worse would it be if there were zombies in flipped gravity world? Oh yeah and kittens!
On a typical Friday night I am
Board games or Karaoke or movies or barbecue at a friends house or poker night or going to watch some type of show/performance or pool or working on some strange project thats related in some way to world domination. So I guess I really don't have a typical friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can be stupid level stubborn sometimes.
You should message me if
You want to meet someone who is fun and open to pretty much anything. My life's pretty sweet right now and I'm happy but looking for that next shift in the wind.
The two of us