You're smart. This ain't your first rodeo. You're not about to fall for some half-witted attempt by some idiot that thinks he can con you into going out with him. No . . . but maybe, just maybe, you'll fall for this half-witted attempt by THIS idiot who thinks he can CONVINCE you to go out with him. Fingers crossed.
First of all, are you here because I messaged you and you want to check out my profile before you reply? Forget that message. I'm terrible at that. Just burn every word of that message in a metaphorical brain-fire and just read this message instead:
My name is Eric. I think you're great. You must be smart or I wouldn't have messaged you. You're probably pretty too. Let's have an awkward conversation. Thanks.
Yeah, still bad at that. But how about some stuff about me?
I just graduated from a 2-year school with degrees in business and accounting. Now I'm working on a 4-year economics degree. I know. Try to contain your excitement. It's almost over.
I have cats, my own place, and have a bunch of Video Game/Anime inspired artwork on my walls, which I'm sure wil be taken down as soon as I start a relationship with a normal person.
My favorite band is NSP, but don't judge me too hard because of that. I'm actually an O.K. guy (according to myself).
I just like making people happy, because that makes me happy. Thanks for reading. Maybe it made you a little more happy.
Movies: Idiocracy, Super Troopers, Scott Pilgrim
Shows: Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Anime, that one show you like that I can't remember the name of off the top of my head.
Music: Weird stuff.