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My self-summary
I shower daily, but twice on the 3rd Tuesday of the month (and occasionally the 4th Friday).

I sail on the weekends with Captain Ahab, Captain Crunch and Captain Jack Sparrow. One time I caught a sweet sweet Chilean Sea Bass... or maybe it was a Minoe... it had gills.

All the nurses want to take my blood because I have the best veins.

I roll my eyes when the waitress asks me if Pepsi is okay. It's not.

I like my steaks and my wrestling the same way - RAW.

I am an outspoken activist for melon-less fruit trays. #cantelnope #wewantmorepineapple
What I’m doing with my life
Working & getting ready to go back to school.
I’m really good at
whittling totem poles, spearfishing, shaking wrapped packages, guzzling hot sauce, and other assorted sexy hobbies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm chillin'. Like a Villain.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books (and writers): Catch 22, anything by Will Durant, Immanuel Kant, C.S. Lewis, G.K. Chesterton, Lord of the Rings, Alexis De Tocqueville, Harry Potter!, Nietzsche, Game of Thrones

Movies: The Truman Show, Stranger Than Fiction, Thank You For Smoking, Shawshank Redemption, Braveheart, The Mission, Starwars (4-6), The Matrix Trilogy (despite Keanu Reeves), The Departed

Shows: Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Southpark, Iron Chef America, MNF, Star Trek TNG, Stargate SG-1

Music: Aerosmith, RHCP, Counting Crows, Queen, JT, Hillsong United, Ascend the Hill, Bethel

Food: Italian, Mediterranean, Indian
Six things I could never do without
geese a-laying
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Out. Or in. Or somewhere in between.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an okcupid account
You should message me if
you are a smart, sassy, sophisticated woman looking for a sharp, sarcastic, and silly man.
The two of us