Suitable for any time of the day, spicy yet dignified. Salty around the rim, with a bunch of garnishes that you're not sure why the bartender added, but you're glad they did.
Pros: I can easily reach the top shelves in my kitchen.
Cons: rubbing shoulders with strangers the few times I can nab a seat on the bus during my commute.
TV: Archer, Colbert, Daily Show, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Futurama, Heroes, NFL
Movies: Witty comedies, cheesy action, spy dramas, high quality sci-fi, and the occasional Disney musical (if you don't have a favorite Disney musical, you're a horrible human being)
Food: I always like trying new things. However there is a little Thai place near my apartment that I've become addicted to, and order from far more often than I should. Edit: The little Thai place closed. Shit.
3. bus/train tracker
4. adult beverages
5. my blindingly orange Nalgene bottle
6. cleats/bike/sporting goods
Alternatively: Do you believe you would be a good nemesis? I am taking applications.
(2015 update: I am not actively using this profile to look for relationships right now. But if you need a karaoke buddy, let me know!)