Mr_turnips
33 East Kilbride, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I love swimming, gyming and crazy fundraising stunts.

I'm happy to be the big spoon 99 times out of 100, but once in a while it's good to be the little spoon. Not easy when you're over 6ft tall.

At some point, you WILL trip over my size 13 feet. It's inevitable.

I have the largest hands of anyone I know.

Collector of geeky PJs.

I once lit 2 Yankee Candles at once. The smell was amazing but I didn't eat for a week.

Fully toilet trained, seeking similar. 👍

Recently rated:
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In a genuine poll that I totally didn't just make up myself. Honest... *cough* 😅😌
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
There really is far too much to mention here! As long as it's not rom-coms, mushrooms or cauliflowers, I'll probably love it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The lyrics to 'The Modern Major General's song':

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1dy44jV8EM

Not really but thought I should add something here.
You should message me if
I know my profile is sparse, but I'm a firm believer in actually talking to someone to find out what they are like! A novel concept right?

At best, I might be just who you've been looking for. At worst, you'll have shared a few messages with a fellow human, pleasantly passing the time until the Sun burns up all of it's Hydrogen fuel, turns into a Red Giant and swells up, consuming the Earth... Seems win win to me!

Looking forward to the chats :)

David x
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