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My self-summary
I love swimming, gyming and crazy fundraising stunts.

I'm happy to be the big spoon 99 times out of 100, but once in a while it's good to be the little spoon. Not easy when you're over 6ft tall.

At some point, you WILL trip over my size 13 feet. It's inevitable.

I have the largest hands of anyone I know.

Collector of geeky PJs.

I once lit 2 Yankee Candles at once. The smell was amazing but I didn't eat for a week.

Fully toilet trained, seeking similar. 👍

Recently rated:

In a genuine poll that I totally didn't just make up myself. Honest... *cough* 😅😌
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a carer for adults in a nursing home. Very rewarding job, but very tiring. Considering going to uni to do an IT course.

When I'm not working I'm swimming or gymming.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
There really is far too much to mention here! As long as it's not rom-coms, mushrooms or cauliflowers, I'll probably love it.

If you've heard of a show called Rick and Morty, get in touch and we can talk about it.

If you haven't heard of Rick and Morty, get in touch so I can recommend it x
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The lyrics to 'The Modern Major General's song':

Not really but thought I should add something here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably working 😥
You should message me if
I know my profile is sparse, but I'm a firm believer in actually talking to someone to find out what they are like! A novel concept right?

At best, I might be just who you've been looking for. At worst, you'll have shared a few messages with a fellow human, pleasantly passing the time until the Sun burns up all of it's Hydrogen fuel, turns into a Red Giant and swells up, consuming the Earth... Seems win win to me!

Looking forward to the chats :)

David x
The two of us