31 Canyonville, United States
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My self-summary
Hey buddy it's Top Dog.
If you got that then we will probably be good friends.

I enjoy a good story above all things.
I like being productive.
I can fix anything or at least pretend that I can.
I have a primal urge to eat blood sausage most of the time.
I'm always up for doing anything.
I like dirty comedy and well... being dirty in general.
I rarely say no.
What I’m doing with my life
Working a shit job in hopes of getting a great job within the next twelve calender months. Other than than you can find me skipping and whistling while exploring life.
I’m really good at
Not complaining about anything. Day Drinking.
The first things people usually notice about me
Red eyes and happy feet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food



Eastern Youth

The six things I could never do without




Swimming Holes

Dance Parties
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Footwork and suspension setups.
On a typical Friday night I am
Laughing, loving, fucking, and drinking liquor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a thousand and one invisible tattoos. Ink tattoos are too mainstream.
You should message me if
Seeking a girl with a good sense of humor that has curves and likes to rides bicycles(or walks n talks). Preferably someone who would rather play in the sun or rain than stay inside but is still willing to watch cartoons after morning sex. Bonus points for brunettes, redheads and whiskey drinkers.

Oh and if you want to start a band that plays songs from your childhood like "Down by the Bay" and "Jingle Bells Batman Smells"