If you got that then we will probably be good friends.
I enjoy a good story above all things.
I like being productive.
I can fix anything or at least pretend that I can.
I have a primal urge to eat blood sausage most of the time.
I'm always up for doing anything.
I like dirty comedy and well... being dirty in general.
I rarely say no.
Oh and if you want to start a band that plays songs from your childhood like "Down by the Bay" and "Jingle Bells Batman Smells"