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My self-summary
So here's the skinny… I like to get down.

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah. Some call me the gangster of love.

Some people call me Maurice...
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love. All about Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain!

The moon is my mistress, and the beach is my goal.

I like to fight with my words, and kiss with my tongue, but really baby I'm just looking to have some fun. Arguably I think Pepper's album, "No Shame", is one of the most romantic albums of the 21 century.

Sapiosexual n. - Look it up. Here, I'll even make it easy for you:

I am pugnacious, ill-witted, and entierly charming..! But genuine, sincere, and looking for a challenge.
What I’m doing with my life
… sneaking into places I shouldn't be.

Technical Communications Major - Name of the Game
Photography - Call to Fame

BIG PICTURE = (________) That's like saying you can frame your shot before you know what lens your going to be shooting with.

Some times I like to be naked if the moment is right. But for the most part I fill my time with school... My education is my first priority right now. I'm in my sponge phase, where every thing and any thing that is relevant to understanding more about this crazy planet we live on is my blood fuel.

I like to learn about places I have never been, meet people that are involved in something that they love, and feel really good every day!

I am into creating concepts, building LEGO cities, debating new/old ideas, dreaming, holding hands, touching, skipping rocks, climbing trees, trying new foods. Car2Go. Getting lost in the city that I already know. Finding good coffee/wine.

Library/bus dates. Kilgore Books is my Homie.
I’m really good at
"Fat-Kid Mentality"
Speaking my mind & making shit happen.
Getting good grades.
Making new friends.
Making sand castles/forts/snow caves.
Spending the WHOLE day at the zoo.
Roller skating
First dates and lasting impressions...
Exploring. It's my middle name.
Fixing Things, Breaking Things.
Saving the day.
Making you laugh...
Making you blush...
Being a girl(some days)
All things lusty!
Building a camp fire.
Loving selflessly.
Making love to my wife, Mary Jane. You might know her?
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile. Cause I'm like Pherrell bitches.

Or, my glasses. #nerdalert
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Literature: Tom Robbins - "Still Life With Woodpecker". Mark Twain - "Adventures of Huckleberry Fin". Kate Chopin - "The Awakening". William Faulkner - "As I Lay Dying." Toni Morrison - "Nobel Lecture 1993". David Walker- "David Walker's Appeal". Marquis De Sade - "Story of O". Zora Neal Hurston - "Sweat". Sandra Cisneros - "House on Mango Street". Chuck Palahniuk "Snuff", "Invisible Monster". Jean Ferris - "Love Among the Walnuts". Betty Friedan - "Feminine Mystique".

Philosophy: Kafka, Montaigne, Orwell, Conrad, Nietzsche

Spoken Word:
T.S. Elliot - Love Song for J Alfred Prufrock

Tom Waits - Imagine Dragons - Boom-Box - The XX - Pepper - Al Green - Blondie - Drake - Sublime - Spice Girls - Hendrix - Alt-J - Nneka - Maxwell - Highlight Tribe - Sade - Nina Simone - Lead Belly - Duke Ellington - Lou Rawls - Simon & Garfunkel - WAR - Sweatshop Union - Beats Antique - Gotan Project - Ziggy Marley

Food: … yes, please.
Six things I could never do without
#1. My sight
#2. My Family
#3. My Freedom
#4. Continual Education!
#5. Motivation/Evolution
#6. Food, Water, and [Sex]
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Your mom. So if your down for some communal mastication and mental masturbation- hit me UP! We could mindgasim together! lol ;p
On a typical Friday night I am
Would you like to dance....? :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love vagina? What...? Too Private?
You should message me if
You have ever seen a blind man run into a bus sign and laughed out loud. Or you should message me if you enjoy the avant-garde, respect lack of self control, balance yourself between the 10 worlds, have a massive crush on Atticus Finch, and/or like music (oh…wait).
The two of us