Muhlissa88
28 Seattle, United States
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My self-summary
I enjoy social interactions of all kinds, friendly, romantic, a spirited debate, stoned philosophy, whatever. They all hold their own merit.

I enjoy being "one of the guys"... but with tits. I'm not a wallflower by any means, I cuss like a sailor and am usually bordering on inappropriate but my friends will attest this as being one of the reasons they so enjoy being around me. I am extremely loyal, I value my friends highly. Even if I am loud and abrasive I am still one of the sweetest people you'll meet. I quite enjoy people and I love to do nice things for others. If I see a simple way I can improve someone's night then I don't really have any second thoughts on the matter.

I like to keep an open mind about possibilities and relationships, I don't want someone to just fit a preconceived notion of a role, and the same should go for you.
What I’m doing with my life
I am smack dab in the middle of moving from Bellingham down to Seattle, Magnolia to be exact. I know absolutely nobody around me so I am down to meet some new people, have some drinks, share a bowl, whatever.
I pretty much only like to meet people on the pretense of platonic hanging out, setting expectations is just stressful and unnecessary. I'm big on just going with my gut feeling on things and just going with the flow to put it in an entirely cliche way. I made the decision to move in about a week, and that's probably one of the longer times I've spent making up my mind.

I have a deep love for camping and the outdoors. I am wanting to do some bigger hiking/backpacking trips coming up. I have this idea in my head to go with my dog, but I'm sure she wouldn't mind more company. I try to spend as little time with technology in my free time. Give me the woods and I will tromp around way too gleefully. I have a love affair with my hammock and a good book.

I do smoke Marijuana on a pretty regular basis to put it bluntly (I read this back to myself and didn't even realize the pun at first!) , you don't have to but I do quite enjoy it as my social lubricant of choice. I get excited over new pieces, strains, etc.
I’m really good at
Taming the meanest of animals
Music in general. I sing and play a few instruments.
I'm clumsy as hell, I've considered it a strange talent to hurt myself on weird things. Strange trivia about myself, I've been stabbed by not one, but two, dishwashers in my life. I'm also damn good at ice skating (played hockey growing up).
I have a weird memory for the small details while somehow forgetting all the major ones (ex: I know exactly where you placed your keys 6 hours ago but where the fuck is my car?)
The first things people usually notice about me
Physically? I'm sure my boobs, I've had them be my describing factor many a time. Personality wise, I'm a little abrupt and tend to leave an impression. I make an effort to look nice, I'd rather be overdressed. A friend told me "This is what I like about you, you're more of a Marilyn, not a Snooki." Don't worry, even though I take the time to get dressed up and looking lovely, I won't make anyone sit and wait while I primp for an hour when you're trying to get out the door. I get the most comments probably on my eyes once we've moved past the cleavage. I have quite the set of bambi eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love to read, dystopian novels I will kick out in marathon reading sessions. Be my friend forever and suggest some good ones to me.

I love comedies, anything that can make me laugh is a winner in my book. To name a few.... The Office, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Archer, Arrested Development, HIMYM. Speaking of Archer, i went as Pam for Halloween, seriously, check out my pictures. The dolphin was well received, and got lots of action. On a more serious note I have massive withdrawals for Game of Thrones and enjoy the insanity that is Breaking Bad. I <3 Star Wars

BATMAN!

I love a lot of music, that's a conversation and novel in itself. I listen to a lot of guilty pleasures. After a few drinks I have a thing for Toto. If you don't like Incubus you'll hate driving with me, they've been my favorite ever since I high jacked my brother's copy of S.C.I.E.N.C.E. in middle school. I also have a slight obsession with Queen. Freddy Mercury will forever be my musical idol. Two things that will forever upset me is that I never got to see Queen or RATM perform live.

As far as food goes, I do believe I could eat sushi all day every day and be happy. I also quite enjoy Thai food, I kill for oyster shooters at Bayou, or really anything tasty, I'm open to most things.

All the scotch. And whiskey
The six things I could never do without
The contents of my purse in general - it is like my survival pack
Social interaction
My dog - she and I are very much a package deal. If you aren't really a dog person, we probably won't get along too well, she's with me most of the time.
Physical touch - I am very much a tactile person, if you have a personal space issue, tell me very quickly or I guarantee I will freak you out.
Something to tinker/fix
Some sort of instrument
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Bears.
Beets.
Battlestar Galactica.
On a typical Friday night I am
Typically hanging with friends, I like low key nights with bud and drinks, preferably outside if the weather permits. I usually have large blankets in my car to lay out on the grass with or wherever else my night takes me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I talk to my dog... a lot. There may be singing involved too.
You should message me if
I strike your fancy?
I don't know, I can't tell you what to do.
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