--The New York Times
"Interesting guy that has a lot of fun stories, looks a little funny though."
"First man in the history of earth to Suplex a raging bear, twice."
"He called me a pigeon-looking motherfucker and then started making bird noises. I didn't like it."
"Who the hell is Austin?"
--Austins clueless father.
"Awesome profile writer, 10/10 would read again."
I'm also a finance student at UCF. It's pretty cool.
Just kidding, I'm a pro at it.
Someone else once told me I look like a pizza he dropped down a flight of stairs once. I still don't know how to feel about that.
Netflix has my back for almost everything Movie and Show related these days. I'm a pretty big movie junkie, my family used to collect Dvd's when I was little so I've got a pretty big library built up. If you've got an awesome movie that I must watch, please tell me about it.
I'm a sucker for Steak and Sushi, those are like my two weaknesses. That and Chinese food.
-Theme songs for the boring and exciting parts of my days.
-Two extra arms.
-The pile of clothes that are making my room look terrible
-This Website, obviously
That's not even something private. I just want you people to know I like candles.
Fresh Ocean flowers is the shit.
Or if you think I'm the adorable man model I tell myself I am.