Muscle_Dork
35 Indianapolis, United States
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My self-summary
True and False facts about Yours Truly

TRUE: Likes sushi
FALSE: Was Capt. of the football team.
TRUE: Frequents antique malls and Goodwill stores
FALSE: Enjoys knitting and watching American Idol
TRUE: Would like to own and run a 80s pop culture themed bar
TRUE: Is a bit of a neat freak
FALSE: Loves to TWITTER
TRUE: Would like to fight Kanye West in Thunderdome.
TRUE: Is an alright artist and is pretty good at sculpture
TRUE: Makes an amazing pot of chili
FALSE: Owns a I-phone
TRUE: Wants to live in a tiny house out in the wilderness.
TRUE: Best uncle in the world. (ask my nieces and nephew)
TRUE: Is a Pro-wrestling fan
TRUE: Was hit by a car twice and walked away unscathed

TRUE: I have been recently introduced to the single life and am not wanting to jump right back into a relationship at this time but I still want to meet new people and see where things go. I would eventually like to hang up my saddle and find some one to settle down and start a family with even if it is just the two of us.

TRUE: I'm a INFP or INFJ personality type for whatever that is worth.
What I’m doing with my life
I just bought my first home so I am currently doing all the things a home owner regularly does. I would like to lean more about homesteading so if you got a green thumb and have any tips throw them my way.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, growing a beautiful beard,drawing, sculpture, being a goofball, whipping up crazy recipes in the kitchen and teaching my nephew and nieces obnoxious habits to drive their parents crazy.
The first things people usually notice about me
My low center of gravity, my sense of humor, my hair, the bright colors I wear.....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: I'm a huge movie buff but to name a few.. Super Bad, They Live, Mad Max, Lost Boys, Hell Cab, Toxic Avenger, Breakfast Club, Bronson, Return of the Living Dead, comic book movies, The Big Lewbowski....
Music: Alice in Chains, Perfect Circle, Tool, True Widow, Motorhead, Kyuss, Depeche Mode...
Shows: Better Call Saul, Man seeking Woman, Check it Out, TWD, East Bound and Down, GOT, Curb Your Enthusiasm.....
Books: Anything about people or subjects that interest me.
Food: Lasagna would probably be my favorite
The six things I could never do without
1.Laughter
2.Family/friends
3.Artistic expression
4.Sarcasm
5.Independent thought
6. coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where storks find all those babies
On a typical Friday night I am
Working on a new project, hanging out with the family, vegging out with a movie/game or running around with friends.
You should message me if
True facts about You to guarantee a good match:
** indicate bonus points

True: You can make me laugh***
True: Love breakfast food
True: Enjoy toilet humor and push the boundaries**
True: Can show me how to use a pottery wheel
True: Are artistic or creative**
True: You are Pro-life**
True: Understand the importance of being open with one another to avoid complacency and resentment.***
True: If you enjoy reality TV you can convince me to snuggle up and watch it with you. Incredible sex is a fair compromise.
True: Ok with me sometimes being a nerd.
True: You're a nerd**

Now if I can be serious for a minute....

Religion- Well I believe in God and talk to him daily.... but I'm still pretty apprehensive about the whole church and bible thing. This topic is totally open for discussion just bear in mind how disenchanted I am at the moment. I don't mind if your faith is a primary focus in your life but its mandatory that you have not totally closed your heart to God.

Politics- I wouldn't say I side with any party in particular but I do lean more to the right .
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