27Indianapolis, United States
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My self-summary
OKCupid used to have a section for what salary you make. Pity they removed it, as it was the most stunning thing about me. I mean, welcome, and please carry on...

Edit: On receiving likes: if you are a bot that is built to cheer people up in quirky ways, carry on. However, if you are a female human, please send me a message; I can't view who likes me.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently I am doing what everyone loves most after being unemployed: retail!! No, I have actually been promoted to the point of being maybe-maybe-not retail. What can I say, it pays the bills and sometimes I even have enough leftover for food.
I’m really good at
I love weight lifting. Before lifting, I was horrid at it. After slightly over 10 years...meh. Getting there. I hate cardio, but I do it once a week :(

I love to write and am an aspiring author who has every intention of publishing his crap, seeing there's not enough of it in mainstream literature on the shelves of most bookstores.

I also am a listener. Most men don't like hearing about drama, but I am a magnet for drama stories as I listen attentively and give advice afterward punctuated with my usual flippant humor. I guess I'm good at it...they keep coming back with more stories...
The first things people usually notice about me
I have long hair in the year 2017. Not usual for a guy, so I have heard.

I tend to be very expressive in my body language if comfortable and quite flippant with my humor. I also am that sort of person that never laughs at my own jokes (I hate playing both entertainer and audience), so you're on your own to decide.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Toni Morrison once said that should there be a book that you wish to read but cannot find it, write it. That is precisely what I am doing. Fantasy and science fiction do nicely for me. No, I am not composing a Lord-of-the-Rings rip off; the muses are only slightly more generous to me than that.

Movies: I typically shy away from mystery, Westerns and musicals. Other than that, I'm game. FYI, I have seen a bunch of 30's and 40's movies. Silver Linings Playbook, Gladiator, The Avengers, Spiderman, Moonrise Kingdom, Aliens, The Green Mile, Star Wars...the list goes on and on, but these are a very few.

I read on occasion. They range from Pulitzer Prize winners to books on logic or Physics to picture books (hey, I have younger sisters, and I get curious...). If you have suggestions, shoot.

Nearly 100,000 gamerscore.
Six things I could never do without
Creative intelligence or intelligent creativity: either will do
Weight Set
Food with protein a little now and then.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Hmmm, I don't think as much as I used to...I found the occupation kind of dangerous if you ask me. Whenever I do, it can vary from the historical significance of mobile warfare to Quantum Dynamical systems to what the heck I might have for dinner after my workout. Every so often I find myself thinking about my future. Hey, it happens...
On a typical Friday night I am
On internet.
Working out.
The occasional movie in a theater.
Xbox Live.
Occasional outing.
Grocery Shopping.
You should message me if
Please be a girl. I know that in every stage of a guy's online life, he gets the urge to make a girl's profile out of curiosity (of course I don't know this from experience), so, please, only real girls.
The two of us