I HAVE A JOB.
I WENT TO COLLEGE.
I HAVE A CAR.
(I say that being comical. And it's left open to interpretation.)
Getting weird with it. Or just being totally normal. Whatever.
One time at a gas station, this guy came in after me and said, "DOOOD, THAT MUSSASSSH IS TOO LONG DOOO." I was like "WHATEVER DUDE< IT"S FRIDAY< JUST CHILL!" So...
EDIT: I SHAVED THE MUSTACHE.
Wife Swap, Frosted Mini-Wheats, Motown, the Flipper movie
Big Willie Style on CD
A tooth brush