51Kirkland, United States
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My self-summary
Not religious. No kids. Non-smoker. Love dogs

Lived on both coasts, and would consider moving for love. Looking for something long-term and great.

I'm well rounded, creative, secure (mentally and financially). An open book - Ask anything.

Looking for a partner who is...

- both driven and feminine

- as affectionate as I am – words of affirmation, acts of service, physical touch.

- has a great sense of humor – understands the difference between sarcasm and reality, has removed the stick up her butt that we all create, and doesn't always have to be PC.

- hard-working – takes her career seriously, and has creative outlets that are important to her

- fitness – keeps her body in shape, and seeks personal growth

- Things I don't understand – white chocolate ("It's NOT chocolate!!"), sleeping outdoors when I can afford a hotel, deep-dish pizza ("It's .... not pizza... it's.....soup?")

- I'm 50, but look 40 (good genes and years and a lifetime of working out), and I act 12 (20 on a good day :-)

- If you want to know what I'm really like, ask my dog. I'm a complete idiot around her, and I'm fairly certain that someday I will make her laugh out loud.

- SQUIRREL! (Sorry… just making sure you were still there).

Well, that’s it for now…
If my profile speaks to you… make sure to speak to me
What I’m doing with my life
Eating nothing but organic kale, exercising 287 times a day, and driving really fast in residential areas ...
I’m really good at
Stating the obvious
The first things people usually notice about me
1. My head is 1% larger than the average head should be.
2. My skin is on the outside of my body.
3. I'm made up primary of water and those little bite sized Hershey's candy thingies.
4. I am never redundant.
5. I am NEVER redundant.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
David Sedaris, Woody Allen, everything Monty Python, Usual Suspects, Fletch, Caddyshack, Shawshank Redemption, Modern Family, West Wing, Scrubs, Pixies, Lemonheads, Peter Gabriel, The Shins, REM, Barenaked Ladies..........and food.
Six things I could never do without
1. Great music.
2. Love, affection, friendship.
3. Strong people to challenge me.
4. Humor.
5. My jetpack (What? They're not invented yet? Damn it!)
6. A sixth thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What to write here.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home, relaxing and being extremely boring... or possibly spending time with friends and... hopefully someone special.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I ate a 1/2 gallon of ice cream (fat free, zero calorie) while writing this profile. Then I felt really bad and ran an impromptu marathon ... naked. (Damn the chaffing!)
You should message me if
You're a good fit. I believe it's fair to ask for what I'm also able to give. I'm educated, I strive to stay in good shape, I'm hard working and take care of my finances. I don't do drugs, am kind to animals, and definitely have a big sarcastic side. If these descriptions fit you... we might just be a fit :-)
The two of us