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My self-summary
Profile awaiting construction. Under new management: Borg and Boyfriend LLC
What I’m doing with my life
Looking for trouble, wood burning, crafty shit, and trying not to blow up my residence? I'm working on writing at the moment but when short on cash I design tattoos.
I’m really good at
I'm only really good at a few things. Mostly I'm just decent at A LOT of things. But I think I'm good at swearing, I've been told I'm an excellent swearer (I'm especially proficient during boss battles). Oh and facial recognition!
The first things people usually notice about me
Apparently I look angry a lot? I rarely am I just have severe features I suppose. Annnd I say fuck a lot even when I'm happy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Keeping in mind I hate reading/typing extensive lists I'll give you a simplistic answer and you may request details at your leisure- Doctor Who and other BBC, Metal, Hardstyle, and Classical, All books with few exceptions, and Mediterranean food. Chuck Palahniuk is my hero and Neil Degrasse Tyson is my god.
Six things I could never do without
Glossing over the painfully obvious I'd say books, potato soup, music, people (who I like as a concept but generally end up hating on an individual basis), trees, glasses. Oh and my ability to count to absurdly selected numbers apparently...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
ALL of the stuff. And the things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Up to no good
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One of us has untold numbers of nudes floating around the interwebz and the other used to think weed was the DEVIL
You should message me if
I have a fetish for gingers, nerds, and body mod. So there's that.
If you want to play music or soccer.
If you want to climb trees or go skinny dipping.
If you believe in and are against the war on women's rights both reproductively and otherwise.
DONT message me if- Your only picture is of your abs or vehicle. You have no personality, I'm not interested, don't even try.
If you can't think of anything better to say than "Hi". Seriously, what do you expect me to do with this lol. Small talk is fine up to a point but it really should involve actual talking...
The two of us