29West Dulwich, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I have been known to wear hats and talk too much about food. Sometimes I write things. Socialist. I live by a very simple philosophy, don't be a dick. It's real easy and you can apply it to almost any situation!

"Nature loving, food fanatic who loves nothing more than Thursday night Jägerbombs and walks in the park."

"Arsehole? Cynical optimist with a good sense of humour. Loyal, empathetic, lentil eating leftie." My best friend.
What I’m doing with my life
Asking myself the above question. Or drinking. Or something. Who knows?
I’m really good at

Petting pets.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read all kinds of stuff, I am figuratively drowning in books.

Pan's Labyrinth, Aladdin, The Shawshank Redemption, La Haine, District 9, Porco Rosso, Shaun of the Dead, Brick, Se7en, The Usual Suspects, V for Vendetta, Princess Mononoke, One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest, Alien, Fargo, Attack the Block, Fear and Loathing in Las Vagas, Fight Club, The Life of Brian, This is England, How to train your Dragon, Troll Hunter, Cabin in the Woods, In Bruges, Monsters, The Guard, Comicbook movies..

I am currently watching; Archer, Brooklyn nine nine, Broad City, Last Week Tonight, Adventure Time and Workaholics.

BBC Radio 6 everyday. Balkan Beat Box, Queens Of The Stone Age, Beck, Tuung, The Baghdaddies, The Strangeloves, The Noisettes, Lemon Jelly, Everything Everything, Weezer, Brand New, B B King, The Black Keys.

All of it. Seriously. If I haven't tried it then I want it.
Six things I could never do without
Quality cooking.

My buddies.

My Family.

Political satire.

Spell check.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not I'll ever really get good at commas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting drunk. Just like you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Cup cakes are trash cakes. Step to me.
You should message me if
You know any swear words that I don't know.

I really never thought I'd say this but it'd be nice if the next person I talk with would like more than just sex? Call me Mister Fussy if you will.
The two of us