MysticSalsa
33 Baltimore, United States
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My self-summary
I'm involved in a lot of stuff I love, including feeding my friends and loved ones. I live in a communal house with 5 amazing people, 2 wonderful cats, and the chillest golden retriever I've ever met. I'm particularly proud of the art wall in my bedroom. I like tiny adventures.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it, I hope. I work in a museum, I swim in/direct/produce water ballets, my house hosts taco night every Monday and I never say no to a bowl of tasty ramen. I spend a lot of time singing the praises of Baltimore (city haters need not apply). I like to see live music, read books, watch movies of all stripes, and try out all the crazy, wonderful, overwhelming, and amazing things this city has to offer.
I’m really good at
Giving advice (when asked for it!), water ballet choreography, coming up with ideas for all manner of things, being ridiculous. Also, overusing parenthesis. I am like a gold-medalist in the parenthesis portion of the punctuation Olympics. (Sadly, I'm completely out of the running in the semi-colon relays.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I take up a fair amount of space - literally and figuratively!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am a whorish media consumer - I love to be entertained, especially with words. I don't read enough these days but I still read more than average, particularly folks like Neil Gaiman, Lois McMaster Bujold, Scott Westerfeld, Holly Black and a good chunk of the internet. I have a webcomics habit and an RSS feed that gets overwhelming after 24 hours. I love movies where shit blows up and watch way too many terrible romantic comedies on demand. Brooklyn 99 and Preacher are my current television obsessions. I love live music but I don't get to enough shows, my taste is varied and includes top 40s (I've never been cool, should just get used to it now).

I'm a big fan of food :) I like to cook and try new things and I'm still hopeful that someday I'll start to like seafood, mushrooms, and olives (sorry eggplant, I'm just not holding out hope for you. Purple's a lovely color but you're just a squashy mess). My omelettes now become scrambled eggs only about 30% of the time,so I'm improving!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My budget. Dancing. What movie to watch. What theme should my next party have. Food. Where to go with my career. Why Baltimore is so awesome.
On a typical Friday night I am
On an errands date with one of my housemates. Or sleeping. Fridays make me feel old in a way I'm entirely ok with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm woefully untraveled. The idea of making phone calls makes me anxious. I hate cleaning. I own enough pairs of underwear to go a month without doing laundry.
You should message me if
You like bad jokes. You think food is delicious. You found my profile amusing. You feel like it. :)
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