Im a 33-year-old dude with my own house in a gated community that looks really nice and well-kept and sweeps the monthly murders under the rug. I am a fan of TV(I love Doctor Who and I think its because Matt Smith and David Tennant have good hair.) I love being with my friends, having drinks, and cooking. I′m addicted to cigarettes. Some nights I go dumpster diving behind local businesses, hoping to score something major. All I′ve come away with so far is a box of kitty litter, but it gives me an adrenaline rush and makes me feel like MacGyver. I have been told I am wity and clever and that folks usually can′t tell if i′m joking or not, keeps things interesting. I like psuedo-intellectuals who think they are smart, even if they aren′t. I have a cabinet stocked with white rice and ramen. I have an old ps2 and a Super Nintendo. If you want, we can play "GTA Vice City" and beat up prostitutes together, good times. I'm looking to date, court, romance and woo. Now if you're remotely interested, then maybe you'd like to know I'm a teacher turned writer. I'm a movie buff and find six degrees of Kevin Bacon to be the best bar game ever. I love going out but rarely to the clubs, more of a bar type of guy. Beer, Jameson, and acc basketball or a panthers game. I really like shopping. I hate wearing shoes, I'm in love with fat Jesus from the hangover. He's very sexy to me, but then alot of guys are. I'm not opposed to any body type, if ur not opposed to mine. And finally my sense of humor and heart are ready to share some awesome times with an open minded, caring, and cool guy. If ya wanna know about what my amazing skills are in bed you'll just have to take a chance and get to know me first. What have you got to loose but a couple of hours? Write me soon dude!