34Charlotte, United States
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My self-summary
I like anything that can keep my attention. I love football and MMa. I play a ton of poker. I love to have conversations with smart witty people and love to laugh. I was raised catholic but am not really practicing. I have a dog who is so wussy I would think he was a cat if I didn't know better. I am very opinionated and definitly not afraid to share my opinion. I think I am funny and outgoing. I have been told I cuss like a sailor and am just like one of the guys at times. Guess its all the football, MMa and poker. I like to dance. I do know how to be a girly girl though and get all cute when I feel like it. I like just about all kinds of music everything from Classical to country to R&b to rock. I do read and like to. I find it relaxing. I like all kinds of books too; trashy romance novels to biographies.

Ps please don't send me dick pics at any time! If I want to see your cock I'll ask. I had some pictures up that were of some asshole's message to me regarding the size of his member and my witty yet biting response. He saw it and cried about it too ok Cupid who then removed it. Too bad to I rather liked my response.

Pss. If you want to have any hope of seeing my boobs. DONT and I repeat DONT please DONT ask me about how big they are. That's just trashy and crass. And actually kinda sad that I have to write this here. I mean this is a dating website not
What I’m doing with my life
Attemping to save the world one flying spaghetti monster at a time...
I’m really good at
Playing hearts with dice and baking cake underground
The first things people usually notice about me
My sparkling smile, amazing eyes or my wittiness. Occasionally my
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Clifford the big red dog, Unwind, Pope Joan, Without you there isn't Us, Escape from Camp 14

Stardust, Zootopia, braveheart, 300, Dead Poets Society, Shrek, beauty and the beast, most any kids animatied movie, LotR, Star Wars.

the first 48, Big Bang theory, Underground, TWD, Game of Thrones, Daily Show

whatever I feel like. I can listen to anything except (as I like to call it) eat the mic death metal and some religious music (for obvious reasons)

Six things I could never do without
food, water, shelter...etc
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the world, the human psyche, where intelligent and social guys hang out?? Anyone know?
On a typical Friday night I am
out with friends at a local bar or asleep. there is a 50/50 shot of either
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I will share mine if you share yours.
You should message me if
you like flying spaghetti...or if you aren't into pasta but have been touched by his noodle and want to file a lawsuit. lol
The two of us