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My self-summary
Simple guy looking for a simple girl. I think life is more fun when you have someone to spend it with than going at it alone. Looking for someone with that same belief.

I love my job, exercise near daily, cook constantly and otherwise live very simply. I've travelled to Hawaii, been on many cruises and would like to do that again, as well as a trip to Europe some day.

I'm looking for someone else with the same low-key/simplicity lifestyle I do. Being a little nerdy or quirky is always a plus, as I am as well. Think Big Bang Theory or King of the Nerds style. Also someone who lives within 4 of the 5 boroughs (Manhattan, Queens, Brooklyn or Staten Island), or in Jersey near a PATH station.

Interested? Just say hi. I've very open and extremely easy to talk to
What I’m doing with my life
Construction management, I oversee the construction process of mid-rise apartment buildings.

I'm the guy yelling at the guy with the jackhammer to work louder. At 6 am. On a Saturday.
I’m really good at
The claw machine. It's not rigged. I can prove it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like horror movies and psychological thrillers.

C'mon, am I really supposed to list each and every book, movie, show, song and food I like? Chances are more than half will match yours. If you need a conversation starter, there are many more scattered throughout this webpage. Heck, what happened to the tried and true: "hi"

Of course I have more interests, but would rather share them and learn yours through conversation than straight up list here.
Six things I could never do without
-A lint roller. It comes with the territory of pet ownership.
-A spray bottle. It comes with the territory of cat ownership, allowing me to take back ownership of my territory.
-Band aids to cover the claw marks from spraying a cat with a bottle. Lesson learned.

-A well stocked kitchen.
-Friends in my apartment to eat what comes out of a well stocked kitchen
-A dishwasher to clean the mess caused by friends eating all my food. This isn't a complaint, I promise.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I don't pay attention to the percentages on the site. If I cared about a websites percentage formula, I'd go to eharmony.

Do I actually spend a lot of time thinking about this? No. I just thought this section most appropriate for that statement.

I do wonder why you never see overweight or unsightly people on online dating tv commercials. Targeted advertising there, media?
On a typical Friday night I am
Typical Friday night? Never had one.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never had a hangover, no matter how hard I've tried. Never. Ever. NEVER.

It's a blessing and a curse.

I'm also petrified of bees. Childhood trauma, the usual issues.
You should message me if
You think you could hold your own on King of the Nerds.

You want to say something but don't know what. So tell me a joke. Or just say hi. I don't bite.
The two of us