Knowledge is power.
Study hard and be evil with me.
Exercising all the time.
Getting to know beautiful women on OkCupid to go out and have fun with. Seriously you ladies are fun.
I look amazing in a suit.
Being a mad-man flying a little blue box through space.
"What you got under that shirt? I bet it's a good heart."
"Oh baby, I bet you love commitment."
"Those big strong arms, I bet you could build stuff for me."
"Oh your ASS would look so good on my couch."
"I bet you could handle a woman with all kinds of emotions."
"Does the beard match the carpet?"
I watch selective TV shows, ask.
Very eclectic about music, ask.
Food = I know how to cook, so you better know how to as well.
The minty stuff that makes toothpaste taste so refreshing.
The drink that you enjoy, not the one that got you drunk.
Cute, because nothing offsets handsome better.
Really clean porn. I mean I really want these people to shower ahead of time. The demand for dirty porn is too great.
My organ donation card also lists my beard.
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
But I'm also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
You have excellent hygiene, please smell great, I want my olfactory to lead me straight to you.
Exercise somewhat regularly, I want somebody who can keep up.
You are intelligent, kind and gentle.
You look great in Yoga pants!