30 Santa Monica, United States
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My self-summary
If you like water then you already like 71% of me.

I would rather talk about useless/random facts than myself (the steel beam on top of the Empire State Building is not an antenna, but was meant for docking Zeppelins)....or food. If you bring up food, I will nerd out about it. I like people with opinions, reading, scotch, IPA's, and large dogs. Nobody has ever called me boring. Most importantly, I have never had a cavity and have impeccable grammar.

Instagram is @noithan.
What I’m doing with my life
After college I went into finance and worked as an investment banker before leaving to pursue my passion for food. I am now a chef who has cooked in Michelin stared restaurants all over the world and learned that getting yelled at in languages you don't fully understand is absolutely terrifying.
I’m really good at
Going on random adventures
Throwing dinner parties
Dancing like that Dad who is trying to be cool in front of their kid's friends
High fiving
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I really enjoy reading books on social statistics (using statistical models to explain human behavior in society). Cook books pretty much dominate all of my reading.

Shows: History Channel, Discovery Channel and Arrested Development.

Music: 80s pop and 90s hardcore rap.

Food: Everything but iceberg lettuce.
The six things I could never do without

...and my King's season tickets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What would Oprah do?

How do I get Rachel Maddow's haircut?
On a typical Friday night I am
Most likely working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a kid I had a rat tail. (My mom made me do it. She thought it was cute.)
You should message me if
You enjoy when Adele says Thank You at award shows ("Fank You").

You always dress up for Halloween.

You are willing to be my test subject for all of my cooking creations (it won't get too crazy).