29 Egg Harbor City, United States
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My self-summary
Normal enough guy I would like to think. I have a full-time job in a career field I like. I tend to be busy with work and life. I like stories in general, so I like movies, tv shows, books, etc. Anything specific you are curious about just let me know.
What I’m doing with my life
Making headway in a career, and uh, pretty much taking the rest day by day.
I’m really good at
Making smart ass remarks? At least that's what my parents always told me I was good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
I usually recieve compliments about eyes/eyelashes, and my lower lip. Not sure why, but there it is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Authors: Tom Robbins, Chuck Palahniuk, Phillip K. Dick, Roger Zelazny just to name a few, I read alot so ask if you'd like more details.

Favorite Movies: Too many to name? I like most cult classics, adore comedies by Adam McKay and Judd Apatow, horror movies (on the rare occaision they are done well) can be fun. I like dramas and thrillers as well, just not as into as the above mentioned.

Favorite TV Shows: The Office, Parks and Rec, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Workaholics, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Dexter, Boardwalk Empire, Adventure Time (own all the dvd's so yeah, if adult males that watch cartoons isn't your thing you may wish to avoid.).

Favorite Music: I like most versions of Rock whether it be contemporary or classic, nu or alternative, etc. or etc. I like hiphop as well, not to mention having a detattched sort of fondness for Pop-ish radio selections. Only thing I'm not really a fan of is Country music, sorry folks.

Favorite Food: The mostly edible kind.
The six things I could never do without
Insert sarcastic overly literal interpretation of 6 things I can't live without. (Have you seen what happens to the human body when it is deprived of appropriate amounts of pottassium!! No way could you live without that!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, the universe, and everything. The only conclusion I've reached thus far is the number 42. Maybe I'm doing it wrong.
On a typical Friday night I am
I usually go out on friday nights. Whether to a local bar with friends to casually drink, or to Atlantic City to casually drink while people watching (which is, in my opinion, the most entertaining aspect of that city).
You should message me if
If you feel like it. Beyond that, if you think you'll like a smart ass with a marginally offensive sense of humor.