29 Minneapolis, United States
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My self-summary
It's currently 6/22/16 and I am becoming very tired of people liking and not saying a thing... I am tired of small talk convos that go on for 3-5 days and nothing comes of it.

If you too are tired of this never ending cycle of crappy online dating tendencies maybe, just maybe we should do something real and get out from behind our technology.

Let me know, if not enjoy the blackhole that is online dating.

I have realized that the long self-summary is a terrible idea. Not a novel, more short story. Also realized women like lists... so I have interpreted that into... List self-summary...
(IN no particular order)

My dog
Sarcasm(emphasis on this).
Basically classic man stuff.

Update as of 28APR2016
NEW HOME OWNER, BOOM! Dun dun dun... Which I am super excited about... never thought I would be a pinner until this house thing came along. DIY here I come, and best be ready because I'm bringing the tools and materials and printouts from pinterest!

As far as women type for me:
Usually an individual, someone who has a sarcastic witted humor who can go all 12 rounds with me then one more just for fun and not get butt hurt. Someone who loves animals just as much as myself and doesn't mind a dog who likes to be the period between our sentences in a cuddle session. I find well placed tattoos on a woman's body can enhance the beauty and tend to lean towards dark hair dark eyes exotic look who carries a lot of passion for life and adventure. But I am open to seeing what's out there. I need some fun and a change of pace and would like someone who can push my comfort zone. If you feel you can step up and fill those heels or flats whichever you prefer, let's get the show on the road!

If you know the code word "mousetrap, and the movie it was in. And enjoyed it thoroughly you should probably converse with me.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently doing...
Working as an accounting analyst, Yay! A career!!!
Also in the MNNG
Trying to progress and make the most of everything.
I’m really good at
Being overly sarcastic and stating the obvious when you know you wanted to say it... but you didn't.
The first things people usually notice about me
I may talk a tad too much about my dog... But what can I say he is the BEST!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love movies, I consider myself a movie buff but that is just my opinion. Any comedies I will watch, action Boondock Saints/Pulp Fiction, chick flicks failure to launch, scary, if its a film I will see it usually not picky. I even get wrapped into the cheesy hallmark movies, what can I say once you start you just can't stop. I love all types of music not really picky I will listen to almost anything, currently I am listening to a lot of alternative music. Food I usually try to keep it healthy, but I do love me a good burger and TOTTS, love totts. I feel I am fairly adventurous when it comes to food and trying new ones.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order... gym, my friends, family, my dog(despite the fact that Marley and me brought me to face the fact he wont live forever),movies, and peanut butter. And since I am buying a house pintrest, damn that place has great ideas.
You should message me if
You like to workout and stay fit, like to watch movies. You feel like we could have fun if we hang out and can handle a small amount of sarcasm. And if you're afraid to send me a message for some reason I triple dog dare you to message me. No way out of that one, almost makes it a mandatory thing.