46North Olmsted, United States
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My self-summary
Being ghosted is so me the time and effort and just don't bother if that's the end game.

Wow, well, let's see...I'm probably the most atypical CPA on the planet. Yes, I spend most days crunching numbers, but I've also been a college DJ, manual laborer, pro wrestler, restaurant owner, among other things. I just try to keep things interesting - keep people on their toes. I'm a little nerdy most of the time (as evidenced by the pic), and I've got a solid group of friends that help me maintain my weirdness. Trust me, I know when to be serious, but it's not my favorite thing in the world. Basically, trying to find someone that can keep up with my sarcasm, can get my jokes, and can show me some new things. Wouldn't hurt if they'd work out with me too (everyone needs a little motivation). I've never been married and I live alone, so I certainly don't need anyone to take care of me (not that I'd stop you). Can appreciate a down to earth woman, someone laid back, and above all, honest. I'm a lot of things, but I'm not a liar. And I don't think that's too much to ask in return. So, there it is...

Also, I have a cat - he's around 1.5 years old and is already pretty awesome. If you're one of those people who think it's weird for a guy to have a cat a) get over yourself, and b) you're a special kind of stupid.
What I’m doing with my life
Just became a shareholder/partner at the Accounting Firm I work at, continuing to improve my life, and 100%, without question, never growing up.

Also, became officially DEBT FREE in 2015 (no cc debt, mortgage, car pmt, etc). So, as a lot of women request, I have my "shit" together
I’m really good at
making people laugh - I've been making people shoot milk thru their nose since 2nd grade. Plus, I know why way around a 1040 (yea, that'll make the ladies come runnin')

I also seem to have the ability to get people to tell me anything - I've learned way more than I should about people on first dates.

Oh, and I am an unstoppable force of useless knowledge for any and all trivia contests.
The first things people usually notice about me
You'd have to ask them, but people say I have nice eyes - of course, I'm online dating, so I'm not sure if anyone is noticing me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Basically Stephen King books are my go to - Started reading Game of Thrones - I've seen the show, but why not read the books.
Movies - classic and new comedies, action, sci-fi, and nerd flicks - too many to name but you get the idea.
Shows - Very little reality - like Bio/A&E shows, South Park, American Dad, Big Bang Theory, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Walking Dead, Dexter, Spartacus, Political shows and sports.
Food - pretty easy, but I don't work well with super spicy stuff. And no mushrooms.
Six things I could never do without
Rat Pack music
the opposite sex (preferably one important one)
pizza rolls, definitely pizza rolls
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Tax laws and my clients - figuring out a way to upgrade my condo - what exactly I'm doing here - and writing new jokes

Why I'm such a big hit in the Philippines and Russia. Seriously, I wouldn't get that much attention if I lived in either country.

Also, why do people take some of these questions so seriously - it's an algorithm designed for simple answers to match people - Good Lord, lighten up and click a box. Giving a 20 sentence explanation as to why you're offended by a ? on a free dating site says way more about you than just answering the ?
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out with friends, home catching up on domestic duties or at the gym (much less crowded - I imagine because everone else is out)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once went parasailing in Mexico and accidentally exposed myself upon landing. Watching the guy try to tell me I'm "out" in Spanish was hilarious.

I've been to San Diego Comic Con three times (more to come).

I once convinced a very annoying girl that my grandfather came over from Europe and invented the Spork - and I came from "Old Spork Money"
You should message me if
you're fun, low maintenace, not too uptight, and can laugh at yourself. Or hey, if you're bored, I'll probably answer, so that should kill a few minutes.

Also, if I message you and get nothing, I'm not going to follow up with more BS or rude comments - you're the one missing out, and I've already moved on.

Oh, and since it's apparently a requirement these days, I don't care who you voted for - if you're into me, the rest pretty much takes care of itself
The two of us