Wow, well, let's see...I'm probably the most atypical CPA on the planet. Yes, I spend most days crunching numbers, but I've also been a college DJ, manual laborer, pro wrestler, restaurant owner, among other things. I just try to keep things interesting - keep people on their toes. I'm a little nerdy most of the time (as evidenced by the pic), and I've got a solid group of friends that help me maintain my weirdness. Trust me, I know when to be serious, but it's not my favorite thing in the world. Basically, trying to find someone that can keep up with my sarcasm, can get my jokes, and can show me some new things. Wouldn't hurt if they'd work out with me too (everyone needs a little motivation). I've never been married and I live alone, so I certainly don't need anyone to take care of me (not that I'd stop you). Can appreciate a down to earth woman, someone laid back, and above all, honest. I'm a lot of things, but I'm not a liar. And I don't think that's too much to ask in return. So, there it is...
Also, I have a cat - he's around 1.5 years old and is already pretty awesome. If you're one of those people who think it's weird for a guy to have a cat a) get over yourself, and b) you're a special kind of stupid.
Also, became officially DEBT FREE in 2015 (no cc debt, mortgage, car pmt, etc). So, as a lot of women request, I have my "shit" together
I also seem to have the ability to get people to tell me anything - I've learned way more than I should about people on first dates.
Oh, and I am an unstoppable force of useless knowledge for any and all trivia contests.
Movies - classic and new comedies, action, sci-fi, and nerd flicks - too many to name but you get the idea.
Shows - Very little reality - like Bio/A&E shows, South Park, American Dad, Big Bang Theory, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Walking Dead, Dexter, Spartacus, Political shows and sports.
Food - pretty easy, but I don't work well with super spicy stuff. And no mushrooms.
Rat Pack music
the opposite sex (preferably one important one)
pizza rolls, definitely pizza rolls
Why I'm such a big hit in the Philippines and Russia. Seriously, I wouldn't get that much attention if I lived in either country.
Also, why do people take some of these questions so seriously - it's an algorithm designed for simple answers to match people - Good Lord, lighten up and click a box. Giving a 20 sentence explanation as to why you're offended by a ? on a free dating site says way more about you than just answering the ?
I've been to San Diego Comic Con three times (more to come).
I once convinced a very annoying girl that my grandfather came over from Europe and invented the Spork - and I came from "Old Spork Money"
Also, if I message you and get nothing, I'm not going to follow up with more BS or rude comments - you're the one missing out, and I've already moved on.
Oh, and since it's apparently a requirement these days, I don't care who you voted for - if you're into me, the rest pretty much takes care of itself