NY-NJ-Wherever
31 Watchung, United States
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My self-summary
Just moved back to NY after a couple years in Canada, Quebec mostly. I'd love to meet someone who's funny, ambitious, sensitive, and smart (but not a snob about it). That's about it for now. On with the dating!
What I’m doing with my life
Writing journalism and publishing short stories. I also teach at a university over in NJ. Actually, I just assigned a couple essays about online dating in one of my courses. Then I realized I'd never been on an online date, went home, and lo and behold! here I am.
I’m really good at
One-liners. 50% of being a good writer is coming up with good one-liners. I have no idea what the other 50% is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Baudelaire, Yeats, Hemingway, Fitzgerald, Kafka, and almost any Japanese or Russian novel I can get my hands on.

Woody Allen, Scorsese, Tarantino, Spike Lee, Kurosawa, Fellini, Ingmar Bergman, Sergei Eisenstein, and (dare I admit it?) all those Pixar movies.

Mad Men, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Community, Arrested Development, The Simpsons (from back in the day), and the demented TLC stuff that's always on the TVs at the gym.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee
Tequila
My book collection
A really nice jogging route
My passport
Self-respect
You should message me if
you're still reading this.
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