NYCYuppie
32 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
Hello planet of fat chicks with saggy tits!

I am a certified geek, nerd and dork, gone on an online dating rampage.
What I’m doing with my life
Making people lose their shirts.
I’m really good at
Geeking out.
The first things people usually notice about me
They get overwhelmed with an urge to punch me in the face, followed by a fear as they notice my long hands.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
It's a moving target. At the moment it's a site called OKCupid.com. Have you heard of it?
The six things I could never do without
Computer
Internet
Porn
Porn
Porn
Porn
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the shit hitting the fan looks like in slow motion?
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting on a toilet and daydreaming of world dominance.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have holes in my socks.
You should message me if
Your tits defy gravity.
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