I am a vaguely person-shaped meaty object. I like friends and laughing...and...no, wait - don't go! I secretly work for the CIA! I'm a long-stranded time traveler! I invented dice!
Seriously, though, in short: I like movey-pictures and thinky-thought stuff. I'm a Polish transplant. I'm pretty good at convincing people everything they believe is wrong (Try me!). Socrates is my hero.
I'm really bad at: Snapping my fingers, small talk, directions, eating only half, first dates, fixing broken things, fashion, netflix-related self-control, ferrero rocher-related self-control, sensible sleep scheduling, social tact, dancing - I should stop this list, shouldn't I?
Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, In the Mood for Love, Let the Right One In, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Annie Hall, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, City Lights, Miyazaki films, Taxi Driver, Kurosawa films, 8 1/2, Casablanca, the Coen Brothers
Music: Hipster stuff, electronica, classical, prog rock, etc.
TV: The Wire, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Louie, Nathan for You, Rick and Morty, Fargo
Food: Indian, Thai, Korean, Polish, Ethiopian
If you've got some movie/book/music to recommend