Naccardi
27 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
Hey I'm Nick. I have been living in chicago for about 4 years now and I fucking love this city. I am tall, funny, and I have a celebrity doppelganger that is a Pro Wrestler. I like Comics, Sci-fi, beer, whiskey, movies, actual punk music (not that pop punk bullshit) and skateboarding.

I am known to be a bit of a human wrecking ball.
What I’m doing with my life
I do design and production for an independent comic book company during the day and work weekends at a bar. More importantly I am trying to surround myself with good people that are just as weird as I am.

What's Dead May Never Die.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, being stronger than I look, quick witted, and really really good at obscure movie references.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall and I laugh like a dumbass
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Sci-fi books are my shit. Stranger in a strange land, Starship Troopers, Friday, The day after tomorrow by Robert Heinlien, ender's game by Orson Scott Card, Among the Thugs by Bill Buford, Everything is Going to Kill Everybody by Robert Brockway, CASH by Johnny Cash, World War Z and How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse by Max Brooks, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglass Adams, and I'm currently reading Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by Philip K Dick. Just started watching a Song of Ice and Fire series by George R.R. Martin.

Movies:
The Warriors, Body of Lies, Stranger Than Fiction, Dinner for Schmucks, Road House, All the Terminator movies (yes all of them), The Life Aquatic, Rumble in the Bronx, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Bunraku, Dredd, The Raid, Point Break, Beetlejuice, Rollerball, Spies Like Us, Starship Troopers, Idle Hands,Crank and Crank 2, Evil Dead 1&2, Army of Darkness, Day of The Dead, PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING WITH ZOMBIES AND BLOOOOOOOOODDD, Batman, Point Break(yes its on here twice), The Big Lebowski, Kevin Smith Movies, Surf Ninjas, The Old Disney cartoon Robinhood and Jungle book, Die Hard 1&3, Original Star Wars, all Indiana Jones, and Marvel Movies.

Shows:
LAW & ORDER SVU is my main addiction in life. So much so that my best friend and I formed a law and order themed punk band called Law & Disorder. http://rathammer.bandcamp.com/track/svu-ft-law-and-disorder

3rd Rock From The Sun, All Cracked.com videos, The Kids in the Hall, Venture Brothers, Firefly, the State, Parks and Recreation, The Office, Party Down, Game of Thrones, The League, Workaholics, Warehouse 13, Freaks and Geeks, Mad Men, Arrested Development, any stand up, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Bravest Warriors, Metal Hurlant Chronicles, X-Files, Life after People, documentaries about nature and prehistory, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Squidbillies and one of the greatest shows there ever is or ever will be... Rick and Morty.

Music:
The Spits, The adicts, Crass, La Roux, Belle and Sebastian, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Max Pain & The Groovies, Lazy, Judas Priest, King Diamond, Beastie Boys, Danger MOUSE, MF Doom, Dan Sartain, Scott Biram, Wanda Jackson, Roger Miller, The Saints, CockSparrer, The Damned, David Bowie, Tchaikovsky, The Buzzcocks, Jack White, The Reatards, New York Dolls, The Soviettes, The Clash, Bikini Kill, Fidlar, Minor Threat, Black Flag, Bad Brains, Anything Kathleen Hanna Touches, Mos Def, X(australia), The Black Lips, Johnny Cash, 999, The Misfits, The Protomen, Bob Log III, Cake, 1950's Surf Music, Garage and psych rock, and pretty much any basement punk show.

I also love the song Escape (Pina Coloda Song) by Rupert Holmes.

Food:
Meat, Pizza, Sandwiches, Vegetables, Sushi, tacos, pretty much anything except fancy cheese.
The six things I could never do without
1. showers (they're like hot waterfalls its great)
2. Sketchbook
3. booooooooze
4. Movies/TV
5. Pizzzzzzzzzza
6. Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why all dogs aren't mine.

Making stuff and doing stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Riding bikes around late at night. Going to DIY shows and various bars and venues. Sneaking into pools now that its summer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a very open person.
I accidentally lost my virginity to the Mortal Kombat theme song.

Also I play Dungeons & Dragons. I know it sounds lame but that shit is so much fun.
You should message me if
You are into the DIY punk scene or would like to be, creative and you love sci-fi & cartoons.

I'm going to be very blunt here. Women of all shapes and sizes are beautiful, having said that... curves. Holy hell if I don't love a woman with curves. If someone has ever told you your legs or arms are too thick, that person is stupid and I will fight them.

Strong independent women are a huge bonus. And I know I'm pretty much waving off 60% of the female populous but I hate cats, don't message me if you have a cat. I'm allergic and when you're in the bathroom I fuck with it... a lot.

You want to get drunk and loudly mumble the Game of Thrones theme song in public.

Also edm or any associated techno nonsense music. No. Just no man. I really can't stress how poor music taste is an extreme turn off.

OOH... also if you live very far away from me maybe start some sort of pen pal/record sharing thingy! That could be fun.
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