38Hood River, United States
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My self-summary
Here is my attempt to write a sentence that meets the minimum requirement of one hundred characters.

Alert! Alert! I've been informed by okcupid's automated system that completing my profile is crucial! I have no idea why; it didn't say, but I'm guessing it has something to do with global warming and the economy...

So, here I am bringing the amount of characters used in this summary up to a minimum of five hundred. Earth should be heading toward a glorious future just about... now. Or now.

I am now breaking the five hundred character barrier to state that I now live in Albany, Oregon and would like to make some new friends from the surrounding areas so we can regularly ignore each other.

Oops... Nevermind. I'm back in The Dalles... for now. Hopefully I'll be in Hood River soon.

Whew, finally in Hood River.

Holy crap, I should really update this... Maybe later.

I am flow, ice, and middle
What I’m doing with my life
Having a 3/7-life crisis, I suppose.
I’m really good at
Blinking. I can do it without even looking.
The first things people usually notice about me
My convenient bad looks, my antagonistic smile, and my 'I'm ignoring you' stare.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book: Where's Waldo. I've actually never read it, but it looks awesome.

Favorite movie: That one with the kickass explosion.

Favorite music: I can't remember the band's name, but they had a drummer, two guitarists, and a lead singer that always seemed to get all of the attention.

Favorite food: There's this one meal I really like that's got all kinds of weird stuff in it, like ground up seeds, mashed red fruits, curdled bovine milk, and chopped up bits of muscle tissue. It sounds gross, but I love it.
Six things I could never do without
Sight, hearing, touch, smell, taste, and... Jeez, this is tough.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I think too much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Excited because there's no school the next day. Why should it get old?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have this weird fetish where I get turned on by beautiful naked women who are trying to have sex with me. I know, it's bizarre, but it feels good to finally just get it out in the open.
You should message me if
My previous answers told you more about me than the sum of my words.
The two of us