I am myself; I have put up with my antics and lunacy for so long I am not sure which flaws are most important to point out, or which traits I should brag about.
I am a total peter pan syndrome.
I am almost certainly addicted to video games, and information (my bouts of insomnia might be caused by visiting wikipedia).
I prefer to leave people amused and smiling, even if it requires a lie or 3.
Hashing (Hash House Harriers) fills the time I gained from quitting the bar scene, and I really enjoy it.
I will go to great personal lengths to not betray a friend.
I love to give back rubs and head scritchies.
I am random, distant, and errant
I'm mostly here looking for friends (but open to building something serious from there). I'm a little too much of a mess/poor right now to really be datable.
I have this incredible ability to say the exact wrong thing at the exact right time. While it usually leads to hilarity, it also bites me in the ass. I am very good at snatching defeat from victory.
I have a great lack of fashion sense. One could, in fact, say I am really good at lacking it.
Setting off other people's Gaydar. I guess guys aren't supposed to look as awesome in a dress as I do.
I enjoy playing pinball, and I seem to have a knack for it. The marriage of electronics and physics in those machines is fascinating.
That I look far younger than I am (if you ignore the receding hairline).
Stick around for more than an hour or two and you'll see that I don't view the world through the same lens most people do.
Lately I've been consuming Anime. One Punch Man is absolutely brilliant. Your lie in April has made me realize how dusty it is in my room. *sniffle* Cute High Earth Defense Club LOVE combines every trope it possibly can and I can't look away.
Kingsman The Human Stain The Maltese Falcon Rango The Losers Hud Zombieland The Princess Bride Full Metal Jacket I am David Serenity Before Sunrise Hudson Hawk Clue Grandma's Boy Anything by Mel Brooks. Black Dynamite What can I say? Cheesy movies make me smile.
As for music I'm a huge fan of Paul van Dyk, ATB, Milk, Inc. Paul Oakenfold Pendulum and others. As for non-techno There's always There Might be Giants, Cowboy Mouth, Fury in the Slaughterhouse, Steam Powered Giraffe, the Offspring, Cake, Mastadon, Dynamite Hack, The Hush Sound, The Like. To name some more we also have Muse, Placebo, A Tribe Called Quest, OK Go, Kendrick Lamar, Coldplay, The XX, and Die Aerzte.
My favorite foods, now in convenient list format. Gyros, Strawberry Orange Banana juice, fried rice, orange juice, Cinnamon Life cereal, carrots, hole-in-the-wall restaurant BBQ.
How cool hashing is. How did I not know about a group of people that combine running and drinking?
I find it upsetting that so many people seem unhappy with either their direction or lack of direction in their life. If you don't like it, try to fix it!
I'm terrified of dying alone.
One of my exes described me as follows, "complex, distant, and oftentimes unbalanced." I find that to be pretty accurate. Well, maybe not complex, more like obfuscated. She also called me a "semi-feral cat."
I am VERY easily distracted as of late.
I have shitty teeth from being a giant dumbass from 18-28. At least they're all still mine (and don't hurt), for now. Brush your teeth, kids.
I live with my parents. Free rent makes me a happy camper, but a sad panda.
You don't mind hearing from me sporadically.
You don't mind hanging out with someone who is very poor.
You don't mind brutal honesty. Life is too short for games.
You aren't looking for something permanent (location-wise, not relationship-wise). I plan on being very fluid about where I am and what I'm doing for the next 5 to 20 years, excepting for unforeseen events.
You think I should have messaged you. Seriously, i've read enough on reddit and gawkr to really turn me off on spamming you kids more than you already are. Ask me about hashing in your local area, I'll hook you up!