Naked_Linguist
36 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
Hungry and thirsty! Punctual, a good friend. I love dahlias and hardware stores and the inventive use of space in RVs. I love planning and charts and graphs. I enjoy being a responsible adult. And dancing.

Bagpipes, taiko drumming, and hopeful stories on NPR make me cry. What am I, made of steel?
What I’m doing with my life
is thinking about doing something different with my life. But only thinking about it. And occasionally talking about it once I've had two cocktails. And having two to three cocktails once or twice a week.

Update: cocktail situation same, thinking and talking about it situation is different
I’m really good at
-laying around.
-watching tv.
-reciting all of the dialogue of Wayne's World beginning to end.
-Scrabble.
-lots of wonderful stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
are my glasses? Do they make me look like I write fan fiction? (I don't.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like stuff but does it really matter which stuff?

Here's some of that stuff:
The Shipping News, Middlesex, Harold and Maude, Amelie, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Vertigo, The Big Lebowski, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Chungking Express, the genre of true crime, all the shows you like, Talking Heads, Lil Wayne, Prince, Ludacris, Fleetwood Mac, Cassandra and Crucial Taunt, Glass Candy, Pet Shop Boys, Duke Silver, Snoop, Dre, I think I covered the food category in the 12 meat references scattered throughout my profile.
The six things I could never do without
1. meat
2.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-steak, rare.
-the elaborate meals I'm going to prepare and share. I can make Peking Duck at home, right? With crispy skin, slivered scallions, and thin pancakes. That wouldn't be too difficult, right? Just scald with the glaze, insert meat hook, air-dry for 5 hours or overnight…
On a typical Friday night I am
-excitedly looking forward to drinking coffee in bed on Saturday morning.
-blah blah friends blah blah home blah blah chillaxin'. You know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I'm indoorsy and I feel relieved when a Sunday is gray and drizzly so I can stayi home and doing nothing.
You should message me if
-you're interested in the possibility of BIG, all-the-way Love. Too sappy? How about partnership? Not saying it'll happen for you and me, but to me, that's the whole point. Of course, having dinner and drink dates is nice, too.
-you read this profile and had a chuckle and you think we could make each other laugh.
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