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My self-summary
Hmmm, let's see...I love juggling, debating the finer plot points of Doctor Who on reddit, and reading .pdfs of continental philosophy in my free time (the analytic tradition is for the [reductionist] birds). I would have pictures of myself juggling, but while juggling it's difficult to take pictures. I would have friends take pictures of me juggling, but they prefer to not be seen with the guy who's juggling, and let's be honest--someone debating British sci fi online doesn't have much by way of friends (I kid, I'm pretty well liked actually). Much of my day is spent attempting to keep the strange thoughts in my head, and the rest of the day is spent reading about things on the internet that have no practical relevance to my life. UNC grad, B.S. in Mathematics. No, I don't want to teach I just wanted to put myself in 5 figure debt for functionally useless information about stochastic processes :)

I high key fuck with coffee and drinking said coffee while listening to philosophy podcasts...or trap music.

True Neutral
What I’m doing with my life
I just finished undergrad, and I'm working on my programming skills so that I'm a bit more valuable in the job market.

Update: SAT/ACT tutor now, still figuring out the above but student loans don't care about me finding my passion
I’m really good at
Taking a pretentious interest in "low brow" art/media. Shitting on people for making "high brow" art/media inaccessible. Rationalizing inconsistencies.
The first things people usually notice about me
The most common response is that I'm "lost in my own world". Others seem to think I'm gay, I prefer fabulous, it's probably due to my flawless skin, or comments like this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite books: The Futurica Trilogy, Cosmos, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, The Singularity is Near, A Clockwork Orange, Infinite Jest, Foundation, East of Eden, other stuff.

(I also read a lot of female authors, but primarily in philosophy. My favorite would be Donna Haraway).

My favorite movies: Good Will Hunting, Dope, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Rounders, Pi, A Nightmare on Elm Street, and too many more to name, but also anything by Joss Whedon

My favorite music: I'm pretty into hip hop, black metal, and electronically produced music right now. Some of my favorites would be Tera Melos, Giraffes? Giraffes!, Grimes, A$AP Rocky, Vince Staples, Full of Hell, milo, A Tribe Called Quest, Brand New, Taake, Emperor, Behemoth, and random spotify playlists filled with acid/deep house.

Favorite Television shows:
I recently deleted my Netflix account because I was disatisfied with my career progress, but these were my favorite shows:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel, Game of Thrones, Sense8, Breaking Bad, Battlestar Galactica, Doctor Who (but seriously, so much Doctor Who), Bojack Horseman, House of Cards.

Also like anime/manga/comic books, don't care if you think that's lame.

(Currently reading: Saga, Sandman, Buffy Season 8/9, One Piece, Kingdom, Attack on Titan, and My Hero Academia)

Favorite food: Mutter Paneer or Arroz con Gandules
Six things I could never do without
Music. My laptop. Learning new things. Delicious food. Good Conversation. Random objects to fiddle with when I'm supposed to be paying attention.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Disruptive technologies, politics, my career.
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading political or technology blogs and binge eating pizza
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I enjoy Bubblegum J-pop without the slightest bit of irony. Oh, and I sent my only begotten son to die for your sins.
You should message me if
**If you feel your personality and interests could be beneficial to my life or vice versa.

**You know it's the 21st century and meeting people on dating platforms isn't stigmatized anymore, so you don't need me to make up some bullshit story.

**If you think I'm hot, I can be shallow too if I must.
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