NarwhalsAreReal
26Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I'm not here looking for solo action, I'm in search of peeps to pal around with or a third party to my handsome feller and I's "business meetings" (aka lets bone!!), though if the chemistry is right that business meeting could turn into something more, who knows.

My name is Becca, nice to meet you.. eventually? /big smile/ I'm not a native Portlandian, I hail from the far off land of California, and many other places, but I have fully embraced the Portland way of life (translation: I'm pale and I recycle when it's convenient) and have been here 15+ years.

I'm equal parts couch potato and adventure .. master? I will hike the crap out of some nature, very slowly I should add, and camping is one of my favorite past times. However, if something requires binge watching, my body is ready.

And to answer your question: Yes, I know people who doubt the existence of narwhals...
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to figure out how magnets work.
I’m really good at
Breathing.
The first things people usually notice about me
That.. I wear clothes?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Boooooks!! I read everything, i'm currently immersed in the world of Science fiction, a genre I previously avoided for some ludicrous reason. Got a good book suggestion? Throw it at me.

Movies/Tv: King of the Hill, Fight Club, Stephen Universe, Bobs Burgers, Firefly/Serenity, Safety Not Guaranteed, The Big Lebowski, Adventure Time, Rick & Morty, Parks & Rec, The Office (US), Breaking Bad, Inglorious Basterds, Kill Bill I & II, Game Of Thrones, Harry Potter.... Watch all the things!

Music: Gee, it's really all over the place.. some of my all time favorite peeps include CocoRosie, Gojira, Modest Mouse, Odesza, SOAD, The Blood Brothers/Jaguar Love, Dragonforce, Kamelot.... too many to list with too little fucks. I like sounds.

And I like food.
Six things I could never do without
Business time
Books
Music
My pup, Olive
Hairy chests
Hugs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How math works.
Why math works.
How much I hate math...

Also, stardust.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fighting crime? Or knitting.. with my 7 cats... in a flannel nightgown that buttons up to my neck. Or crime fighting with my 7 cats.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't actually own 7 cats... I understand if you can't bear to look at me..
You should message me if
If my nonsense vibe appeals to you. I'm a nice enough gal, I only bite if you ask.
More
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