NarwhalsAreReal
25 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
My name is Becca.. nice.. to meet you eventually? /big smile/ I'm not a native Portlandian, I hail from the far off land of California but I have fully embraced the Portland way of life (translation: I'm pale and I recycle when it's convenient).

I'm equal parts couch potato and adventure .. master? I will hike the crap out of some nature and camping is a favorite past time, however, if something requires binge watching my body is ready.

And to answer your question: Yes, I know people who doubt the existence of narwhals...

Im not here looking for solo action, I'm in search of pals or a third party to my and my handsome fellers "business meetings".
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to figure out how magnets work.
I’m really good at
Breathing.
The first things people usually notice about me
That.. I wear clothes?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Boooooks!! Chuck Palahniuk, Alan Dean Foster, Charles Bukowski, Sarah Waters, Augustus Burroughs, Bill Waterson, Garth Nix (specifically the Abhorsen trilogy), Roald Dahl... there are so many others!!! Books, man.

Movies/Tv: King of the Hill, Fight Club, Bobs Burgers, Firefly/Serenity, Safety Not Guaranteed, The Big Lebowski, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Rick & Morty, Parks & Rec, The Office (US), Breaking Bad, Inglorious Basterds, Kill Bill I & II, Game Of Thrones, Harry Potter.. Giant Octopus Vs Mega Shark.

Music: Gee, it's really all over the place.. some of my all time favorite peeps include CocoRosie, Gojira, Modest Mouse, Odesza, SOAD, The Blood Brothers/Jaguar Love, Dragonforce, Nightwish... too many to list with too little fucks. I like sounds.

And I like sushi.. and pizza... and beer!
The six things I could never do without
Business time
Books
Music
My pup, Olive
Hairy chests
Hugs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Star dust.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fighting crime? Or knitting.. with my 7 cats... in a flannel nightgown that buttons up to my neck. Or crime fighting with my 7 cats. I know how to party.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't actually own 7 cats...

Man. I'm totally undateable..
You should message me if
If my nonsense and charming awkward vibe appeals to you. I'm a nice enough gal, I only bite if you ask.
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