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My self-summary
I'm a twenty-something polayamorous supervillain. I enjoy video games, writing, and making faces at small children when their parents aren't looking.

I'm a writer and a gamer, and I spend a lot of my free time doing one or the other (sometimes both!). I love weaving a good story, and I like hearing tales that will inspire me to write. I mostly write sci-fi and medieval-fantasy, and prefer short stories to full-length features, although I have completed one novel-length work and am nearly finished with another.

I'm a Renaissance Fair and Sci-Fi Convention kind of guy. I play a lot of video games and table top games and I'm very familiar with the staples of pop culture nerdiness. I really enjoy creating costumes for Ren Fairs and other medieval events, and am refining my ability to sew with each new piece I make. I am a HEMA fencer, and enjoy studying historic training materials and wailing on people with swords.

I play the piano, guitar, and mandolin with mediocrity.

I'm a firearms aficionado, and I enjoy trips to the range to stay sharp-- if you're not intimidated by a creative, intelligent and independent gun-owning nerd (or if you are one yourself), shoot me a message!

Be aware: I am looking for open/poly relationships. I am open to any and all relationship dynamics. I believe in letting any and all relationships run their natural course. That means I will have other partners with an individual level of commitment depending on the dynamic, each with their own special place in my life and each relationship important and valuable to me. If you're not open-minded, don't message!

If any of this sounds interesting to you, I hope to hear from you!
What I’m doing with my life
Working in law enforcement, and finding new and creative ways to annoy my partners.
I’m really good at
Deflecting questions on dating sites. And Scrabble.

Honestly, it's difficult for me to list the things I'm good at. I suppose I consider myself a good writer, as it's something I'm passionate about, but I'd prefer to say I'm an effective communicator. I've been told I have a stellar vocabulary, so there's that. And I'd say I'm good at games, both video and tabletop.
The first things people usually notice about me
My snappy attire. Oh, and apparently I have chocolate eyes. And here I thought they were just brown. Who knew?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite books include the Lord of the Rings, Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events, the Song of Ice and Fire series, and tons of miscellaneous sci-fi novels up to and including the Halo books and anything by Ray Bradbury.

My Favorite movies are mostly James Bond movies (the older ones) and LotR. I also like lots of random comedies like UHF and Anchorman.

TV shows I love are serious series like The Walking Dead, Dexter, and Game of Thrones, and funny stuff like Family Guy and Futurama.

My musical tastes are kinda weird. I like mostly ska like Five Iron Frenzy, the Aquabats! (their older stuff), Streetlight Manifesto, Suburban Legends and Reel Big Fish, and swing/neo-swing such as The W's and Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. I also love old-timey jazz like Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, and the Rat Pack. There's some alternative I like, namely Muse and the Presidents of the USA, and thanks to my girlfriend I'm also into Emilie Autumn and the Postal Service (curse you!).

My favorite food is pizza hut. It is my favorite out of all of the huts, with Jabba being a close second.

My favorite video games, for those who care, are varied. I mostly like RPGs and FPSs. My favorite series of all time is the Legend if Zelda (the original, Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask in that order) with close seconds being the Elder Scrolls (I <3 Morrowind) and Halo (all of them are good!). I also love Super Smash Bros., Left 4 Dead, Mass Effect, Hitman, Age of Empires, Saints Row, GTA, and the Sims. Some of my favorite one-hit wonders are L. A. Noire, the Saboteur, and a few others I can't think of right now.
Six things I could never do without
1. Polyamory
2. Video games
3. Writing
4. Kitty cats (don't judge me)
5. Ska
6. Firearms
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The zombie apocalypse. Do YOU have a plan?

I also ponder interesting stuff to write about, and funny situations I can turn into a comic.
On a typical Friday night I am
Performing and/or assisting performers at a kinky burlesque/fetish show, or playing video games on the couch without any pants.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sleep naked?
You should message me if
You actually read this whole profile. Seriously, if you stuck around this long, you just might be the right kind of crazy.

Or if you're poly-friendly. I'm always interested in meeting more poly folks, even if you're not looking for a relationship or anything. I'd still like to hear from you!

If you share my interests to an absurd degree, I'm sure a simple message would lead to a conversation worth having.

... Or if you really DO have a plan for the zombie apocalype-- then we'll talk shop. :P
The two of us