I live in the greatest city in the world, I'm blessed to live downtown and not have to suffer through traffic, I have a dog that greets me as if I come back to life every time I come home, I've got parents that're cooler than yours, and I've invented a really sweet game that combines drinking and Scattegories. Patent not pending... If you steal my idea, I'll find you, and I'll force-feed you twinkies indefinitely.
I graduated as an engineer in 2011 from UT and it was a complete and utter mistake. I'm an ENTP, so basically the worst type to be an engineer. My mind runs wild thinking of ways to improve things. You may be annoyed with me when I walk into a bar and start talking about the shit they're doing wrong.
I just realized that this summary basically tests my writing skills, and if the SAT score back in the day is an indicator, my writing is dogshit. I'm talking Creed-in-the-heiarchy-of-music dogshit.
Quit my job shitty job a few months ago to travel the world. I've done two continents since then and I've got one coming up. Stoked.
Accumulating enough money to have the option to wake up one day and make it rain $100 bills in a strip club. That was my second strip club reference. It means nothing.
Circling back around to the question:
Working, meditating, shuttling my pup to and from the dog parks, gym time, yoga time, randomly roaming reddit (and alliterating), cooking something fairly healthy, downtowning (I know it's not a present participle, don't be a douchey grammar nazi), using parenthesis way too much with little to no shame (fucking dare you to judge me).
WHY DO PEOPLE SAY THIS ^^^^ FOR THIS QUESTION?! Fill out your own profile, dipshit.
I get along with everyone. I know, I know... Everyone says that. But seriously. If you're with me in public and you aren't comfortable making friends with the entire 100-foot radius around us, then leave me at home... Preferably with weed, an internet connection, and Jameson.
Broad chest - broad shoulders. The lady at Jos A Bank gave me this cockeyed "what the fuck is wrong with your dimensions" stare after she fitted me for a suit.
A stupid number of ppl I know or meet are starting to say I remind them of Aziz Ansari... Here's what I say to that.
And yoga pants.
The septic guy
The stupidity of Justin Beiber
This question sucks
Random drivel to make it look like I put 6.
(See what I did there?! 🙈)
Trying to figure out what I'm going to do when I retire early. Yeah, there are all those cliche answers like "travel the world" or something like that, but that can't take more than a couple years. What then?
How incredibly sexy I look when I do an absurd amount of chin ups in the middle of the crowded gym.
Existentialism. Seriously. Mind-numbing.
Smoking with some good friends and shooting shit.
Trying to figure out ways to scare bikers into actually following street laws. If you run the stop sign, I'm gonna run the stop sign... We'll see who wins.