"There's not an ounce of malice in you."
"As far as tattoos go, it's less douchey than most."
"You know who you remind me of? Joe Flacco."
"Are you related to Joe Flacco?"
"Have you ever heard of Joe Flacco?"
"Congrats on the Super Bowl win!" (This one may be outdated)
I'm an active nerd who's just as happy hiking as playing board games.
Reddit & Netflix cover most of the other bases.
Quickest way to my heart is seafood.
1) Loved ones
4) Peace of mind
6) Arbitrary lists