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My self-summary
Since I don't like describing myself, I'll spare you and just use a few quotes my friends have said about me to give you a totally biased idea of what I'm like:

"There's not an ounce of malice in you."

"As far as tattoos go, it's less douchey than most."

"You know who you remind me of? Joe Flacco."

"Are you related to Joe Flacco?"

"You look like Joe Flacco without the uni-brow."

I'm an active nerd who's just as happy hiking as playing board games.
What I’m doing with my life
Grew up in Pennsylvania, relocated to Colorado, brief stint in Texas, now back to good ole PA. Probably headed back to Boulder, CO at some point. For now, working for Penn State and traveling when I can.
I’m really good at
Being modest.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, poor fashion sense, or uncertainty if my dry, self-deprecating humor is serious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love all kinds of music. Tame Impala, Grimes, and Miike Snow have been my jams lately. Psychedelic/ alternative rock are my go-to.

Reddit & Netflix cover most of the other bases.

Quickest way to my heart is seafood.
Six things I could never do without
I didn't have an iPhone when I was 11 and somehow made it through the nineties unscathed.

1) Loved ones
2) Nature
3) Music
4) Peace of mind
5) Exercise
6) Arbitrary lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Myself. Other people. Websites and programs that threaten permanently changing our social structure for the worse through over-saturation & devaluation. Puppies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Holding a beer in my left hand. It's the right that varies.
You should message me if
You can laugh at me, yourself, other people, and levity.
The two of us