"There's not an ounce of malice in you."
"As far as tattoos go, it's less douchey than most."
"You know who you remind me of? Joe Flacco."
"Are you related to Joe Flacco?"
"You look like Joe Flacco without the uni-brow."
I'm an active nerd who's just as happy hiking as playing board games.
Reddit & Netflix cover most of the other bases.
Quickest way to my heart is seafood.
1) Loved ones
4) Peace of mind
6) Arbitrary lists