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My self-summary
Laid-back geek, reader, and fiddler
What I’m doing with my life
I would like to find that ideal career of careers, which allows me time to read, watch & read anime, and generally dick about on the internet as much as I desire. Barring that, I continue to breathe and hope to do so for a while.
I’m really good at
A) Google-fu
C) Turning on a tangible aura of apathy when being passive-aggressive.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I have been right behind them for a lot longer than they've seen me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I enjoy the action/adventure genre, laughing at bad hentai, and Neil Gaiman, not necessarily all at once. But watching bad action/adventure hentai while reading Neil Gaiman is an excellent weekend activity!

As for an actual list ... favorite authors not previously mentioned would be Terry Pratchett, Eric Flint, Lois McMaster Bujold, and Megan Whalen Turner, to name a few of the essentials. And fanfiction. All of the fic, because I am a lurker-in-all-fandoms, BNF-of-none.

In shows that I watch, I've recently become aware of the tokusatsu genre, and devoured Gokaiger like an addict. Mildly less invested in Go-Busters, but that's not saying much. But other things I've enjoyed watching are the Sherlock series, you know, the new one, Kill Bill, Body Transfer, and Firefly (in case you couldn't tell from the profile). Also started hoarding every translated adaptation of Romance of the Three Kingdoms that I can get my hands on. My collection is currently small, but it has sprouted, and shall grow like the massive oak it's destined to become. So, yanno, if anyone gets their hands on a porn parody, name your price.

Chinese is my ethnic food of choice, having subsisted upon it for the majority of my life. I'm branching out, but sometimes, I just want to add oyster and soy sauce to everything I eat.
The six things I could never do without
My Laptop, the internet, my stuffed seal, and earplugs. And blank captchalogue cards for whatever I might need to store.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The theological differences between the Goddamn Batman versus Zombie Batman in terms of hierarchy in the Church of Batman.

You see, while the Goddamn Batman does rank very highly, Zombie Batman removes the intellect and tools used by the Batman, but heightens the innate superstitious fear inherent in the Batman's mythos among the criminal (and other) groups with the prevalent fear of the unstoppable undead.

And in the end, in the Church of Batman, is not Zombie Batman, in many ways, equivalent to Jesus?


What exactly is the difference between an imperfect genesis frog, and a perfect one? The difference was only discovered in the cancerous frog universe's Sburb session, and seemed to be running perfectly well before the game began.

And does the genesis frog, and its predecessors of varying levels of perfection, retain it's properties upon entering another universe/frog? Are the properties of universe-containing dependant upon the game? What happens if a triumphant player, having captchalogued several cute genesis frogs they simply must keep, upon entering their new universe, releases the frogs into the general population? What properties might succeeding generations of frogs recieve?

Yo dawg. I heard you like universes.



The problem with playing a computer game which creates universes is discovering the fact that the universe was created by a computer game. And that the characters have been created in the game, and through various ecto-meteor-based shenanigans, ended up on Earth. So ... they're not even real. Just computer AIs. But if the entire universe was created in and through such a computer game, then really, all intelligence is artificial. And viewed through a computer. Computers all the way down.

So really, the horrorterrors are the players, the game is the webcomic, and you just can't percieve your own horrifying tentacles.


So if Odin randomly does this thing where he goes into a coma called 'the Odinsleep', he *must* Odinprefix everything, because why stop at one Odin-thing? So Odinsleeping in the Odinbed, with the Odinwife by his Odinside, while the kingdom is ruled from the Odinthrone by his Odinstolen kid. Yeah.

Also, why has nobody told Thor and Loki that Odin's half-jotun? I mean, yeah, they were at war, but Odin's mom was a giant, guys. Why did you even let this weird self-hatred thing with Loki get this far? Bestla was probably dead before they could meet her, but still, does Odin never tell stories about his Odinmom? Or his Odindad?


Has it ever occured to anyone what a terrifyingly oppressive police kingdom Asgard must be? Odin has someone who can see everything everywhere at all times, and he's bleeding so much power from his pores that he has to regularly sleep it off. Absolutely nobody is safe from his sanctions, seeing as how he stripped his son, who had been recently declared *crown prince*, of his powers, turned Thor mortal, and exiled him. Without consulting anyone else, as soon as he made Odin angry. A new odinword. Odindickery.

On a typical Friday night I am
Nagging the roommates into sharing my interests in Power Ranger Pirates. And Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. While Stardust Crusaders isn't my *favorite* arc, I do appreciate it's place in the Hall of Jojo. But Diamond is not crash will always have my heart. Just get to fucking egypt already so we can have the Scooby Doo shenanigans!
You should message me if
by some crazy random happenstance, we have things in common and you can hold up your end of a readable discussion regarding the things I toss into my profile, or things pulled from thin air. Grammar is non-negotiable, as is punctuation.