NealM90
26 Melbourne, Australia
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My self-summary
Melbourne born and raised – I find it impossible to leave when there are so many gorgeous dogs around. I enjoy indulging in all the cafes and restaurants that Melbourne has to offer. I love to run, ride, and hike - Routeburn track is my favourite. I also appreciate a quiet night in playing board/video games and watching movies.

I love cooking and baking for people. My specialties are gourmet nachos and Persian love cake. I consider myself to be a good listener and adore a great story. I am laid back, value independence, and savour a good laugh.

Don’t believe me? Let the experts talk:

“Real dapper of a guy”
—Time Magazine

“One extraordinary fellow, a really nice guy”
—The Age

“How is this man single!?”
—Random elderly lady
What I’m doing with my life
I work in a highly entertaining office filled with the harmonious sounds of printing and keyboard mashing. I also work in a health food store where I am gifted with an endless supply of expired protein powder and muesli.
I’m really good at
Whistling/singing incoherent tunes
Baking
Cooking
Board games
Running
Riding
Skipping rocks
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love most fantasy and science fiction. Lord of the Rings, Witcher, Harry Potter and Brandon Sanderson's stuff springs to mind.

Game of Thrones, Vikings, Seinfeld, Rick & Morty, and South Park are fantastic shows.

Cake, Mexican, Indian, Mexican, Thai, Mexican, Chinese, and everything else. Oh and Mexican.
The six things I could never do without
Comfy shoes
Pockets
My aromatherapy humidifier
Cups
Something to do
Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's for lunch? What's for dinner? And other profound stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Collectively eating nachos over a board game, arguing about what movie to watch, or practicing Kung Fu.
You should message me if
You want free expired stock. No shame.
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