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My self-summary
Let's be honest for a brief moment.

There's a strange dynamic between guys and girls here. It starts with a vocal minority of guys being jerks (happens in real life btw) so girls think the majority of guys are jerks.
Thus, girls tend to treat guys who aren't jerks like they are.

Then guys who are unfairly presumed to be jerks adapt in ways that are counter productive (example: not read your profile) to what we are trying to accomplish here: Meet new people and see if there is a spark.

Hi, I'm Neal. I grew up in Western Mass and came to Providence in 2000 for school at Providence College. I graduated with a degree in Psychology and a minor in business.

Most people notice that I am easy-going and sarcastic. I tend not to take things too seriously, unless things are serious.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm fascinated with weird or funny names. My all time favorite is someone named Harry Weasel. Seriously, why wouldn't you go by Harold or Henry or Hank or ANYTHING other than Harry if your last name is Weasel.

Some pretty strong others are Justin Case, Dick Inman and some Middle Eastern dude named Ufuk.

There is an insurance company in MA called Mycock insurance agency. I have a picture of their fax letterhead to prove it exists. Also, I talked to this guy who's last name is Hoes. And INSISTED it was pronounced Hughes. Sorry dude, can't let you get away with that. Your name is Hoes.
I’m really good at
My friends and I enjoy having some adult beverages and telling stories and busting each others' balls.

I'm good at my job, and I even enjoy it 90% of the time. I work on car loans for a non profit bank. Non-profit bank, crazy idea but it's true lol.

I've played guitar for almost 20 years now. My band is called The Candace Brooks Band. We are on YouTube and iTunes and Facebook if you're inclined to check out new local music. We are on hiatus because the singer is sick. We still jam at parties and coffeehouses every so often.
The first things people usually notice about me
Either the way I look, what I'm saying, or what I'm doing :-P
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite bands include: Muse, Franz Ferdinand, The Beatles, The Smiths, The Airborne Toxic Event, Belle and Sebastian, The White Stripes, The Libertines, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Tegan and Sara, Motown and Doo-Wop music.

Community, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Sports, Elementary, The Office, Man Seeking Womam, Archer, Mad Men, Arrested Development. Two guilty pleasures are the paternity test episodes of Maury and Cheaters. Those two never get old.
Six things I could never do without
1) Sicilias Pizza
2) My area code 413 phone #
3) Peppermint Orbit
4) Cigarettes and Alcohol
5) Chapstick
6) Pillowtop mattresses

***You may say #4 is two things....and while you are technically correct, I am referring to doing both at the same time. Obviously, I could do one without the other, but life would be fairly empty if I couldn't fire off rockets while sh*tfaced. There's more to life than booze....but not *much* more.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Does the body rule the mind, or does the mind rule the body? I don't know.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home chilling. I like to hang in with friends. But when I am out for cocktails it's usually at The Wild Colonial or Trinity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I twice broke things off with things with a girl because the smell her fun parts made me want to vomit. I definitely give that as a reason for ending the relationship. That just have been a real asshole move
You should message me if
You should message me if you want to. If we ever go on a first date, I'm gonna pay though. Because I'm the guy. And the guy pays for the first date.

Also if your serious about wanting to meet a new friend I'm down to have more positive and cool and fun people in my life. If you want to be friends and also be boring, no thanks. I have too many friends already and it's tough to make time for all of them
The two of us