28Fleming Island, United States
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My self-summary
If you have a snake I wanna hang out with it.
But not like...a penis, an actual snake.
What I’m doing with my life
I trace lines with an eight pack of highlighters. Sometimes I write down, or enter numbers.

I also have a scale master, so I'm legit.

I currently work 2-10 pm mon-sat. So we'll have to work around that
I’m really good at
I used to be really good at doing just enough at work, but then they put a camera in my office, which is no bueno I feel.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a meat and potatoes kinda guy. Well steamed rice instead of potatoes. Also soy sauce. I hate condiments. Vegetables should be extinct.
Six things I could never do without
Toilet paper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people get all upset when I say rub vs pet in relation to animals.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix, and crying while holding my dog
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have pink body washing gloves from walgreens. So scratchy and good.
You should message me if
You're down for some disappointment.

But really I'm probably just looking for something mainly physical probably. I only have a couple hours of free time a week.
The two of us