Looking for someone witty, quirky and artistic who is not threatened by a woman with opinions.
I teach the art of communication to fascinating people.
I defy traditional categories, so I will create my own:
Favorite Items to Paint (not as subjects, but rather as surfaces on which I enjoy applying paint):
Favorite Words, and Their Definitions:
Pleonasm- the unnecessary use of more words than are needed to express a thought
Prestidigitation- a slight of hand or magic trick
Hippopotamonstrasesquipideliaphobia- the fear of very long words
Welcome to Night Vale
Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me
Ask Me Another
Favorite Languages I Would Learn if I Had Time:
All of them
Favorite Sentence I've Ever Written on a Grammar Worksheet:
I'm sorry, Ma'am, but we cannot replace you're elephant that you bought from are store, your not supposed to feed an elephant helium, so its you're own fault that it has floated away.
(If you can't catch 6 errors in that sentence, we might not get along too well.)
1a. Brightly-colored grading pens
2. Green olives and brownie batter
3. A good beach
4. Thunderstorms and sunshine
6. My independence